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These insolent bastards that you have to love

sivertime — Thu, 06 Apr 2017 15:56:21 +0000

They may behave like bastards and be unbearable, their sarcastic and disrespectful side pleases us.
We all know a guy like that. Maybe even a buddy, and we love it. You know that he abuses, that it causes a little, that he seeks shit just for pleasure but you can not blame him: you like it. This guy has you beating bars and for nothing in the world you would do without. Like those movie characters.
Melvin (“For the worst and for the best”)
Homophobic, racist, anti-Semitic, he puts as many people as possible. It’s his dada! His neighbor gay, the renoi passes, the dog: each interaction presents a possibility to open his mouth and fuck the brothel. To show offense, with a smile on his lips.
Otto (“A fish named Wanda”)
Under his appearance as a stupid fool he is not so much. You realize it when he jokes and provokes, for the pleasure, knowing fully the effect that it has on the others.
Hans Gruber (“Die Hard”)
A killer, a kidnapper, a heartless man. Without faith or law. But a thief of genius. And especially, an elegant style, a special diction, a humor as discreet as corrosive. In a word: unique.
Sean Dignam (“The Infiltrators”)
Agent (sergeant) zealous and selfish, he can bump someone without remorse. Sacrificing people, lying: it does not matter. It only targets the success of the mission. A bastard, yes; But a guy you must have on his side. And when it cracks, it is huge. Distribution of breads at random!
The dude (“The Big Lebowski”)
Imagine you have a guy like that before you … In a bathrobe, nonchalant, with a small smile on his lips, who takes nothing seriously, joking: there’s enough to want to put one to calm him down. And at the same time, it makes us laugh so much, it is so huge!
Deadpool (film of the same name)
Another perfect example of the little cunt! Sarcastic, provocative, unlimited: Deadpool never stops. When it is upon you that it pushes vice, you hate it. Otherwise, you love it and ask for more. It’s always the same with this type of guy! Do you have one like that in your party?

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Trump, do not disconnect, let us the evil Russians in the movies

sivertime — Wed, 18 Jan 2017 19:16:52 +0000

For a work to be of high quality and well received by the public, it must respect certain codes. We provide benchmarks. For American films, it is the Russian villain.
It has been going on for decades and we never get tired of it. The blow of the big bad guy Russian fucker shit without faith nor law, nor heart, nor anything else. Man, woman, old, young, beautiful, ugly: no matter. If the character is Russian, beware as there is a bastard . Here are a few that have marked us.
Ivan Drago (Dolph Lundgren) in “Rocky IV”
Impenetrable, it looks like a robot. The guy does not feel anything, shows nothing but hatred and a constant desire to destroy those who put himself in his path. When he gets into the ring, he wants to kill. Best of all, it is a cheater who prides steroids to gain muscle . Bouuuuh, shame, Rocky the nice, it’s only natural, unremitting training and sweat.
Ivan Korshunov (Gary Oldman) in “Air Force One”
Leader of a terrorist nationalist Soviet Union – a tautology in this kind of film – Ivan Korshunov hijacks a plane commander and behaves like a jackal , especially against the president States played by Harrison Ford. Released in 1997, the subject still resonated perfectly, not long after the official end of the Cold War.
Irina Spalko (Cate Blanchett) in “Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull”
Not the best of the saga, that’s for sure, but the performance of Cate Blanchett remains rather good. With a strong focus and well flared sentences, it embodies the basic Russian, boorish, belligerent, cold . Even when it comes to a physically intelligent young woman. A Soviet remains a brothel soviet.
With the cup of Mireille Mathieu, great star in Russia. Logic.
Ivan Vanko (Mickey Rourke) in “Iron Man 2”
His father, Anton, was an illustrious scientist who helped Tony Stark’s father, Howard, build the ARC reactor. Like father like son, Ivan inherited his intelligence and his hatred for Stark . And his passage in a Russian prison obviously only made him more gruff and strange.
Lev Andropov (Peter Stormare) in “Armageddon”
In the quasi-suicide mission launched to save the earth from an enormous asteroid supposed to crash, this is the most breakout guy. The colonel Andropov, craft cosmonaut, does not tolerate amateurism or the behavior of other lads sent with him . Asocial, the guy wants to fix everything by being violent. An iron breaker without any softness or finesse.
Rosa Klebb (Lotte Lenya) in “Good Kisses from Russia”
Usually women want to finish with James Bond. No Rosa (and some others in the 25 films), who wants more than anything to plant 007 with his hidden blade in his boot . Although she is not clearly presented as a representative of the USSR (to pronounce the urce please), Rosa is nevertheless in direct and secret relation with the SMERSH and SPECTER, organizations and tools of the communist superpower .
Alexei de Sadeski (Peter Bull) in “Doctor Folamour”
A Soviet ambassador to the United States, Sadeski acts as an intermediary between the US President and the Prime Minister of the USSR in their mutual will to annihilate themselves through nuclear weapons. Rather quiet, reasonable and predictable, it still ends up fuck bread in the mouth of General Turgidson .
Colonel Podovsky (Steven Berkoff) in “Rambo 2: Mission”
Wherever they could, these bastards of communist came to shit the ricans. Including Asia and Vietnam, specifically. Podovsky is a pal as a pig with the northern Vietnamese and runs a camp in which American soldiers are detained. Which Rambo, whom he tortures with application. Here, we have closed the loop, beginning and concluding with this good old Sly. Who wants to continue seeing evil Russians?

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It is in the cartoons that we find the biggest bastards

sivertime — Thu, 29 Dec 2016 19:31:41 +0000

We all hated characters, in movies and series. Bastards without a name. But the worst can be found in cartoons, clearly. Only to see these.
Looking back, you realize that their behavior would pose big problems in real life. Even if you have already met the poor guys in progress or TAF, you have never seen such phenomena . It’s the beauty of fiction, it goes even further! And that makes you laugh. You love these cartoon characters, since you do not have to stuff them on a daily basis.
Bender Bending Rodriguez (“Futurama”)
A robot that seems more human than us. Well, worse. Far from being a rational, straight, reliable guy, Bender is an alcoholic who loves violence (verbal or physical) and chop as many chicks as possible. Liar, thief, he intends only his mouth and does not calculate the other . Except when it happens to you a shit, then there it is present. To cut and type bars.
Gary Oak (“Pokemon”)
The caricature of son to dad. And even from son to grandpa in this case. Spoiled rotten, he constantly walks into a convertible and displays without any modesty. Gary gives lessons, is the story goes, then it’s a fucking lazy . It compensates by unlimited arrogance, especially by heating Ash without stopping. Oh yes, to flatter his ego Monsieur trimballe a group of cheerleader.
BoJack Horseman (eponymous cartoon)
Another one who has a horse’s breath! You’ll tell me, it’s normal, it’s a horse. And who constantly pumps binouzas up to be stuffed, while grilling clope on clope. Alcoholic, depressive, BoJack Horseman rots the lives of people he meets frequently and is his pleasure . He unloads his bitterness on them. Otherwise, he happens to chop despite that, while clearly showing his disappointment once the coitus ended. A bastard.
The smurf with spectacles (“The Smurfs”)
He thinks he’s smart because he wears glasses. The guy organizes conferences, speaks loudly to those who want to hear him, and even to those who do not want to, which ends up causing him the enmity of his peers. Giving lessons of conduct, morality, culture, Smurf glasses balance citations every turn . Heavy. Which come from … itself. Super heavy. In addition, it often fails. A champion.
Brian Griffin (“Family Guy”)
It is to be believed that it is difficult to confess completely our dark side. Often, cartoons show us bastards in a different form than ours. Because Brian is a dog. But not any one: a dog insults you by yelling at your face then calms down and apologizes, bipolar kind. In truth, he does not care about your mouth, he does not respect anything anyway. The proof, he tries to nab the wife of his best friend … Unemployed and smoking bang, this special canine thinks higher still.
Eric Cartman (“South Park”)
That was it. It’s almost boring but how do you want to do otherwise? Cartman undeniably represents the worst fucker that can be encountered. Misogynist, homophobic, xenophobic (anti-Semitic), this brat has no limits . Without a filter, he balances all that passes through his head, no self-censorship. And of course, he rejoices in the misfortune of others, when he does not try to be at the origin by manipulating them. A genius of evil. Which makes you laugh the most?

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