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Look no, it’s Harley Quinn who has the worst guy in the world, this Joker tart

sivertime — Thu, 19 Jan 2017 17:40:52 +0000

While she would do everything for him, that she does not see herself living without him, this heartbreaker chains the dirty blows. Finally in the comics anyway.
In the film adaptation of the movie “Suicide Squad”, the main violence of the Joker towards Harley Quinn corresponds to the moment when it attaches it and the torture with its very special therapy. It’s fairly brief, and then we move on. In comics, such scenes are repeated very often. Here is a small selection .
He tied her in an underground prison where all the previous Harley
Surely after an argument, or else just a cable buggery Joker, Harley descends, the attachment to the wall with large chains and pulls a small torch so she can see what surrounds … Several women dressed as she died . Content, the Joker balance him: “I can tell you something you do not even will be the last. .” The worst part is that it is potentially a joke (bad taste), that the Joker would have just recovered from the corpses and made the staging. But it remains glaucous, twisted and wicked nevertheless.
He locked her up in a space rocket
Typical of the guy who is afraid of commitment. The Joker tells him that “this is the first time in years he has these feelings” and that he “always cherish the days spent together but sadly, inevitably, the time has come to separate us” . It’s already hard to hear. It is even more when it is by microphones interposés because the guy has trapped you, put in a rocket that will take off towards the milky way.
He offers her a bouquet of roses filled with dynamite sticks
Generally, when the Joker is all honeyed, nice, attentive, it is that there is a wolf. And we do not just mean a service that will ask, no, no: an attempted murder . So yes, the guy is crazy. But Harley Quinn also, to trust him blindly and get screwed every time. To believe and hope for a different outcome.
He urged him to put himself in a tank of chemicals
Not satisfied with having already manipulated and changed mentally, the Joker then wishes to make it evolve physically. In fashion guru who wants only your own good, of course . And the former psychiatrist, Harleen Quinzel, agrees to fuck in the tank and undergo one more treatment.
He threw it into the street as they celebrated their seventh birthday
Like anyone normally constituted, Harley is preparing to spend a beautiful evening. She prepares a song for her lover, asked him to book his evening awaits in little nightie … But who knows why, the Joker sees red and gives off. Hop, he throws it down, where particularly hungry hyenas await him. Gentleman, undoubtedly.
He let her disgorge alone during pregnancy
And where he is strong is that he has had nothing to say or do. Harley Quinn decided to herself, knowing that the Joker would absolutely not interested in that, he would see evil and that it would spoil their relationship . Thus, Harley is confided to the Black Canary in the comedy “Injustice: Gods among us us, year two” which she managed all alone so as not to disrupt Monsieur. And that he did as if nothing had happened when she came back a year later. We agree, it’s impossible to do worse?

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It is in the cartoons that we find the biggest bastards

sivertime — Thu, 29 Dec 2016 19:31:41 +0000

We all hated characters, in movies and series. Bastards without a name. But the worst can be found in cartoons, clearly. Only to see these.
Looking back, you realize that their behavior would pose big problems in real life. Even if you have already met the poor guys in progress or TAF, you have never seen such phenomena . It’s the beauty of fiction, it goes even further! And that makes you laugh. You love these cartoon characters, since you do not have to stuff them on a daily basis.
Bender Bending Rodriguez (“Futurama”)
A robot that seems more human than us. Well, worse. Far from being a rational, straight, reliable guy, Bender is an alcoholic who loves violence (verbal or physical) and chop as many chicks as possible. Liar, thief, he intends only his mouth and does not calculate the other . Except when it happens to you a shit, then there it is present. To cut and type bars.
Gary Oak (“Pokemon”)
The caricature of son to dad. And even from son to grandpa in this case. Spoiled rotten, he constantly walks into a convertible and displays without any modesty. Gary gives lessons, is the story goes, then it’s a fucking lazy . It compensates by unlimited arrogance, especially by heating Ash without stopping. Oh yes, to flatter his ego Monsieur trimballe a group of cheerleader.
BoJack Horseman (eponymous cartoon)
Another one who has a horse’s breath! You’ll tell me, it’s normal, it’s a horse. And who constantly pumps binouzas up to be stuffed, while grilling clope on clope. Alcoholic, depressive, BoJack Horseman rots the lives of people he meets frequently and is his pleasure . He unloads his bitterness on them. Otherwise, he happens to chop despite that, while clearly showing his disappointment once the coitus ended. A bastard.
The smurf with spectacles (“The Smurfs”)
He thinks he’s smart because he wears glasses. The guy organizes conferences, speaks loudly to those who want to hear him, and even to those who do not want to, which ends up causing him the enmity of his peers. Giving lessons of conduct, morality, culture, Smurf glasses balance citations every turn . Heavy. Which come from … itself. Super heavy. In addition, it often fails. A champion.
Brian Griffin (“Family Guy”)
It is to be believed that it is difficult to confess completely our dark side. Often, cartoons show us bastards in a different form than ours. Because Brian is a dog. But not any one: a dog insults you by yelling at your face then calms down and apologizes, bipolar kind. In truth, he does not care about your mouth, he does not respect anything anyway. The proof, he tries to nab the wife of his best friend … Unemployed and smoking bang, this special canine thinks higher still.
Eric Cartman (“South Park”)
That was it. It’s almost boring but how do you want to do otherwise? Cartman undeniably represents the worst fucker that can be encountered. Misogynist, homophobic, xenophobic (anti-Semitic), this brat has no limits . Without a filter, he balances all that passes through his head, no self-censorship. And of course, he rejoices in the misfortune of others, when he does not try to be at the origin by manipulating them. A genius of evil. Which makes you laugh the most?

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