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We would have become friends with these TV monsters

sivertime — Fri, 31 Mar 2017 18:41:45 +0000

Supposed to be scary, they turn out quite funny and fun. What made us want to know them and hang out with them, when we had to be afraid.
An allegory of the appeal – against appeal. You think … and then it’s the other way around. A known blow and my faith always effective when it is well done, then why deprive it? There the writers create a monster that turns out to be a good paw. Gentile, funny, sensitive … So, once is not custom, one would have become a friend with him! Finally, with them, because we have several examples in mind more or less known.
Guy Mann (“X-Files”)
While Mulder and Scully think they are suing a big-footed villain for horrendous grizzly murders, who likes to turn into a monster, it’s the other way around. Guy Mann proves to be a lizard, at the base, before being bitten one day by a human . This gave him the ability to transform himself into a man and feel the same vicissitudes of life as our: to want to be recognized, loved. Not bad for a penny.
Clement (“Buffy the Vampire Slayer”)
Assumed to be a demon, Clement is a cream. Adoring Buffy and Dawn, playing poker-kitten with Spike, a loyal and devoted friend , he really does not deserve to be judged on his appearances. It’s true that his big ears dangling, his wrinkled skin and his growths grow back a bit, but “Clem” is a guy to the cool fact.
Five (“Seven Little Monsters”)
Fifth and last member of the twin siblings, Five taps a little on the system of the others. Already because one does not understand anything what he says, then because it connects the dumplings. As clumsy as hairy (mats his blue fur), Five apologizes to big strokes and asks for forgiveness with the smile and embarrassment of a child.
Cousin Itt (“The Addams Family”)
An energetic, especially from an aesthetic point of view. Extremely long hair hides the whole of his body, so much so that one does not know his face. His beret, his sunglasses in Beatles mode and his gloves are the only details visible . In addition, when he bargouines (with an English accent and a high-pitched voice), nothing is pinched. Except his family, including his cousin Gomez. In the end, he helps and visits everyone, so cousin Itt is accepted.
Herman Munster (“The Monsters”)
Creature born by Dr. Frankenstein – which is easily understood by the resemblance – Herman Munster left Germany at a very young age for England. Where it will be adopted by the noble family of Munster. In this series, this force of nature humps in the cemetery and does not disturb his colleagues too much. Above all, he becomes a good father, considerate, understanding, wielding irony and self-deprecation , loving to have fun like a child: balloon, toys, comics … and eating mass of pancakes cooked by his wife Lily.
Mr. Bumpy (“Bump in the night”)
As a big bug under the bed of a child, Mr Bumpy lives at night. It is the moment when he leaves his hiding place to play, to make jokes, to carry out perilous missions for his friends … Always persuaded that it passes, it tries everything. And sometimes , Mr. Bumpy just makes the gogole like your stuffed buddy, riding a plucked chicken or wearing a ridiculous wig . In spite of his appearance (fine limbs, 4 fingers with each hand, 2 toes with each foot), it has all the good buddy. Except that he likes to eat socks disguised or chewing gums already chewed.
Sweetums (“The Muppet Show”)
Of a high height, this hairy beast surpasses its human congeners, just as it often ruffles with its air constantly jaded and discontented. His bushy eyebrows (Fillon is a small player next to him) as well as his huge piss could make freak but Sweetums compensates by a passion for singing and dancing . Finally, this humble and sensitive monster loves to cuddle. Then as a beast of nightmare, we saw worse.
Cookie Monster (“Sesame street”)
Like an old-fashioned puppet of Guignols, covered with a thick blue fur, with the behavior of a kid. Of child, rather! Hardly able to express himself correctly ( “Me want cookie” ), with a limited vocabulary and a chaotic grammar, he simply eats whatever he can, all the time . Cookies if possible, if not what happens nearby. Much like the kids, they quickly loved Cookie Monster. If it were supposed to frighten them, the record is a failure. Which one would you choose?

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Without illicit products, how are these ideas of films born serious?

sivertime — Thu, 30 Mar 2017 14:59:43 +0000

As they say: “think out of the box”. You surprised me, well “out” there, nobody would have thought. And there was probably a reason, to tell the truth.
Being free, creative is good. Too much is dangerous. It is like everything, in excess, it loses all its usefulness and the misdeeds replace by the benefits. And who is it that suffers the consequences? Bibi (well, we, but will know how we say bibi in the first person plural). Appearance: movies based on wtf ideas.
The attack of the killer tomatoes
Mutated tomatoes decide to conquer the Earth. To eradicate humanity. They attack everything: swimmers in the sea, drivers on the road, pedestrians in the street … Kind of parody reference to the films of series B, we know at least that the guys did not take themselves seriously. And fortunately !
Pixels
If I tell you there’s Adam Sandler in it, you start guessing the genre of the movie? A fucking guy, who always hangs around with his friends, and something interesting happens to them. This is alright Aliens who discover videos of old arcade games, which Sam and his bros played in the 80s . Vexed, they take it for a provocation, a declaration of war itself. Then the Aliens attack the Earth! So, motivation, Sam & co, whose Cooper who became president (yes yes, of the United States), will still save the planet. This time in real life! Against Pac-Man, Donkey Kong …
Sharknado
Nothing goes to LA A hurricane very bad scales sharks on the city, and it is the box . No way to walk quietly, there are attacks in all directions. End, surfer with the big heart, decides to brave the risks to go to save his ex-wife and the daughter of this one. Accompanied by two friends and his waitress (Fin holds a refreshment bar on the beach), Baz and Nova, they will ensure.
Theodore Rex
The time when Whoopi Goldberg could do anything and everything, people go and see him. Well almost ! Here in police officer, Katie Coltrane (the name of his character) forms team with … a tyrannosaur . The famous Theodore Rex. Recreated genetically by scientists, endowed with intelligence and speech, he investigates with her on the murders of other dinosaurs. Normal. Strangely, the test projections were failures and the film was released directly on video, without going through the cinema box. People still respect a minimum.
Rubber
A tire moves on its own. Well, let’s admit. And he kills people. Okay, it’s already spinning a bit. How? It would be the subject of psychokinetic powers, that is, an object mentally influenced by an unknown mechanism or energy. In the middle of the Californian desert, Robert (Yeah, the tire has a first name) rolls and attacks, relentlessly, animals and humans . Secondary plot: spectators watch the actors, who play this bizarre spectacle. A little mise en abyme for the road, to chiader a little thing. Written, directed and edited by Quentin Dupieux (aka Mr Oizo, who also made the soundtrack, normal).
Swiss Army Man
Hank walks alone on a deserted island. Depressed, suicidal, isolated, he goes crazy. Especially when he discovers the body of a former soldier, drowned, with whom he begins a very special friendship . Mi-tool, half-friend, this one serves him to do everything. Completely perched, the story shows surprising Paul Dano and Daniel Radcliffe in an independent film. Who has ever seen and loved one of these films?

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If so, these films have won an Oscar

sivertime — Mon, 27 Feb 2017 20:07:29 +0000

You forgot him, too, everybody. Even today, it shocks a little, one wonders how they did. However, they have their names on the list.
The Oscars is a bit like the Ballon d’Or during the era of the condominium with the Fifa. Sometimes films deserve a reward, cumulate the nominations, are approached to win … and leave empty-handed. While others, judged only passable, even mediocre, managed to catch a statuette . As when Cannavaro won in 2006, you were confused.
8 Mile
Do not worry, this film about Eminem’s life has obviously not been voted best film , no better script or brought any reward to the rapper’s acting. Still not. But the film saw its original soundtrack pretty much appreciated, and Eminem left with the statuette of the best song.
Beyond our dreams
An ambitious film that does not meet its own goals. Dealing with life after death, we see a Robin Williams who was trying to do his best, without succeeding in transporting us, simply because he does not have the material . On the background of religion, dramatic reflection and diverse manipulation on subjects such as family and love, one actually sees a very beautiful film from a purely visual point of view (hence the Oscar for the best special effects) , But nothing more profound than that.
The Wolfman
The story could have been exciting, the cast was pretty good, the special effects not bad either … But no! The film did not mark the spirits. We get bored, we feel like watching a TV movie … So ok, the film got the Oscar for the best makeup, but even that is limited. And then Anthony Hopkins as a monster out of a cross with a hamster …
My cousin Vinny
Comedy without much pretension, it looks, two hours, quiet. You come out like that, without violence. And you forget the movie pretty quickly. And so, you forgot that Marissa Tomei had won the Oscar for the best supporting role , as Mona Lisa Vito. OK why not. But at the same time, why …
Crash
Paul Haggis embarked on a complicated subject: racial tensions in Los Angeles. For many, it has missed in wide widths. The message is so hammered, so heavy, so pompous that it is heavy. It spoils the thing. The characters are all clichés on legs . And the film still had the Oscar for the best photography. In front of “A history of violence” and “Brokeback Moutain” in particular, whose images were also magnificent. See more.
Pearl Harbor
A film about Japan’s suicide attack against the United States in the second world war, which will cause the fall of the Asian country and terrible consequences … We could have seen a rather dark, introspective film about nature Our violence. Except that Michael Bay took care of it, so it sent heavy and then that’s it . Ah yes, there was also a love story like secondary plot. In any case, explosions and scenes of burglars apparently convinced the judges to hand over to the film the Oscar for the best sound mixing. Do you still have other movies that you had hallucinated to win an Oscar?

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As to your buddy who leaves early drinks, you can tell these characters: “You changed you!”

sivertime — Tue, 07 Feb 2017 18:57:36 +0000

Character, origin, family, clothing style or other: you no longer recognize the character. Again, it makes us laugh, imagine the malaise in truth.
The question that arises is: was it totally wanted, planned and mastered by the creators? Or were they so tangled the brushes that they no longer remembered at all how was the character at the beginning of the story? Because the changes were sometimes surprising. Examples.
Marcus Brody in “Indiana Jones”
In “Raiders of the Lost Ark,” this man is a confirmed and recognized intellectual. One can not more serious, of appearance and behavior, Marcus Brody is a square guy. And two years later, in “The Last Crusade”, it’s a big tart who loses himself in his own museum …
Superman in the comics
At the base, when he first appeared in a comic, he grew up in an orphanage, possessed a physical structure in advance of millions of years on us but did not fly. And today, we are told that he was raised on a farm by Jonathan and Martha Kent and his powers come from the sun. And let him fly, quiet.
Jason Voorhees in “Friday 13”
I suspect friend Jason of being a big myth. From film to film, during the saga, it changes. Once drowned man, once large calibrated once zombie once held in garage of guy with a mask once cyborg space … Sacre-change.
Stan Smith in “American Dad”
In costume, straight as an I, serious, Stan breathes seriousness. Above all, this is ultra conservative . And a few seasons later, we see him strutting in Borat’s outfit, embarking on naughty, eccentric, even bizarre sexual experiences. He goes more and more to the evenings!
Penny Halliwell in “Charmed”
BACKGROUND: In 1967, she is young, redhead, hippie and has a daughter. Attention is projected eight years later. 1975: a watch, brunette, grandmother, with two children. I do not mind it to go quickly, life coughed coughed … Anyway, I do not like people taking me for a fool either.
Kelly Kapoor in “The Office”
As the saying goes, she made pot of flowers. Almost motionless, especially not wanting to be noticed, Kelly is discreet and never speaks . And after ? She speaks. Too much. Too much. A bit gamine on the edges in addition.
Steve Hale in “Party at Home”
How do I change character names in the same series? Change character, elementary. Except that actor Scott Weinger did better . Incarnating the same character, he began by calling himself Peters. Then he became Steve Hale. Easy.
Angus MacGyver in “MacGyver”
A guy who knew how to evolve, who simply reflected. In the first episode, we see him with a big gun, strafing those who pursue him. Then for the rest of the series, Mac will be a fervent opponent to firearms . He developed an aversion. To the limit, in this sense, it is said that he repented and it passes. What other examples have you seen?

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Khree Kardashian: Chrissy Teigen and John Legend offer him a strange gift for Christmas

sivertime — Mon, 26 Dec 2016 16:25:38 +0000

Chrissy Teigen and John Legend did not forget Khloe Kardashian at Christmas but they offered him an improbable gift!
The Kardashian have obviously spent Christmas with family! On this occasion, Kris Jenner did not fail to reveal an adorable picture of Kim, Kourtney, Khloe and Rob children . Today the siblings have grown up, but the Christmas holidays still seem fairy, the photos that the various members of the family have posted via social networks have proved it. Khloé Kardashian enjoying her vacation with family alongside her boyfriend, Tristan Thompson . We suspect that the two lovebirds had to offer sumptuous gifts for their first Christmas together. But that’s not all, Khloé Kardashian was also spoiled by his friends especially by the couple formed by the top Chrissy Teigen and the singer John Legend. They have offered a rather strange gift to the young woman!
Khloe Kardashian, Lamar Odom officially divorced , insisted on eating healthy during the holiday season. Chrissy Teigen and John Legend took him at his word and sent him a cake like no other. Indeed, it was a chicken cake, ice-cold potato purée and corn bread. And as Khloé Kardashian is not alone in wanting to keep his line, model and singer made the same gift to Kourtney. No, no jealousy! Although it is believed that the sisters Kim Kadashian would have been content with a gift a little more classic! One thing is for sure, Chrissy Teigen and John Legend have a sense of humor. So tell us all the meltynauts, what do you think of the gift of Chrissy Teigen and John Legend for Khloé Kardashian?

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Fiction, this fabulous way to bring together a human and alien OKLM

sivertime — Wed, 21 Dec 2016 15:19:12 +0000

“Come on, we brainstorm, we swing ideas, no limit guys!” This is how these movies and series got there.
Guys who say with a knowing that “truth is stranger than fiction” have certainly not seen these films and series . Because seeing a human galocher, even fornicating, with an alien, perso I have never seen IRL as say geeks and fans of acronyms. Afterwards, I’m obviously not aware of all that happens on Earth, but hey, I still assume that it never happened. We’ve never seen such couples.
Captain James T.Kirk and Many Aliens (in “Star Trek”)
It is simple, the captain corresponds perfectly to the definition of casanova. It does not stop, it even becomes a running gag. T.Kirk even cumulates the alien conquests at the same time, which is never easy, even in fiction.
Lois Lane and Clark Kent / Superman (“Superman I”, “II”, “Man of Steel”, etc.)
The subject is quite evaded, as if it were normal. But the great reporter still leaves with a guy who comes from another planet, sorry to break the atmosphere. Of what to make the cabbages fat of a certain press normally.
Jake Sully and Neytiri (in “Avatar”)
When he is on Pandora, Jake meets Neytiri and gets dangerously close to her. While this is far from a good idea for the mission entrusted to him. In short, love is stronger than anything, it is known. The rabat-joie will say that it is only a dream, and we will answer it only by contempt.
Amy Wong and Kif Kroker (in “Futurama”)
Two special characters. Between Kif the profiteer and Amy the rotten-spoiled girl, we have two specimens. Together, it gives a complicated relationship in which they separate and recover together multiple times.
Greg Universe and Rose Quartz (in “Steven universe”)
The two meet at a Greg concert and it’s crazy love. Their mutual attraction is their biggest commonality, and that’s enough to make a good story. Rose even abandons her physical form to give birth to their son. We discover all this as we go, by flashback.
Valerie Gail and Mac (in “Earth Girls are easy”)
A band of aliens land in the home of a chick trying to tan by the edge of her swimming pool. In bikini, and rather well rolled. These jackals are all hot and only one will win the bet.
Jenny Hayden and Starman (in “Starman”)
Jenny is recently widowed when she finds a baby girl on the floor at home. Except that this baby grows and viellit by sight! And bim, that’s the double of her late husband. Finally, physically, because mentally it has nothing to do with it. So Jenny hates it, before enjoying it, then go to bed and make a baby. Let’s go …
Sil and full of humans (in “La mutante”)
Still a scientific experiment that takes a bizarre turn. Guys want to create a being that is similar to them, and obviously they lean for a woman. Slender, beautiful … The plan becomes complicated when it escapes, with an objective: to bring forth its progeny to destroy the humanity. So Sil (that’s his name) chained and did not show any fierce at all.
Mary-Lou and Thomas Jerome Newton (in “The Man Who Fell to Earth”)
An alien comes to Earth to find water, and drink a maximum. Basically. It may seem light, it’s true. So the screenwriters make it schoune meuf, history to discover all the pleasures of the human race. Mary-Lou gives her body and the rogue (David Bowie, by the way) does not say no. As long as his space vehicle is not ready, it is blocked anyway, so much kiffer.
Fred Kwan and Laliari (in “Galaxy Quest”)
A funny concept: the film features actors who did not break through after the Star Trek series and still live from their old role, with their costume, in conventions and stuff to the cunt. And when real extraterrestrials land and ask for their help, they kiffent. Especially Fred Kwan, who falls in love with one of the creatures. He rolls it in front of a colleague, they walk hand in hand in the corridors … It’s party. Come on, truth: who has ever dreamed of squeezing an alien (seen in movies and series eh)?

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