Without illicit products, how are these ideas of films born serious?

sivertime — Thu, 30 Mar 2017 14:59:43 +0000

As they say: “think out of the box”. You surprised me, well “out” there, nobody would have thought. And there was probably a reason, to tell the truth.
Being free, creative is good. Too much is dangerous. It is like everything, in excess, it loses all its usefulness and the misdeeds replace by the benefits. And who is it that suffers the consequences? Bibi (well, we, but will know how we say bibi in the first person plural). Appearance: movies based on wtf ideas.
The attack of the killer tomatoes
Mutated tomatoes decide to conquer the Earth. To eradicate humanity. They attack everything: swimmers in the sea, drivers on the road, pedestrians in the street … Kind of parody reference to the films of series B, we know at least that the guys did not take themselves seriously. And fortunately !
Pixels
If I tell you there’s Adam Sandler in it, you start guessing the genre of the movie? A fucking guy, who always hangs around with his friends, and something interesting happens to them. This is alright Aliens who discover videos of old arcade games, which Sam and his bros played in the 80s . Vexed, they take it for a provocation, a declaration of war itself. Then the Aliens attack the Earth! So, motivation, Sam & co, whose Cooper who became president (yes yes, of the United States), will still save the planet. This time in real life! Against Pac-Man, Donkey Kong …
Sharknado
Nothing goes to LA A hurricane very bad scales sharks on the city, and it is the box . No way to walk quietly, there are attacks in all directions. End, surfer with the big heart, decides to brave the risks to go to save his ex-wife and the daughter of this one. Accompanied by two friends and his waitress (Fin holds a refreshment bar on the beach), Baz and Nova, they will ensure.
Theodore Rex
The time when Whoopi Goldberg could do anything and everything, people go and see him. Well almost ! Here in police officer, Katie Coltrane (the name of his character) forms team with … a tyrannosaur . The famous Theodore Rex. Recreated genetically by scientists, endowed with intelligence and speech, he investigates with her on the murders of other dinosaurs. Normal. Strangely, the test projections were failures and the film was released directly on video, without going through the cinema box. People still respect a minimum.
Rubber
A tire moves on its own. Well, let’s admit. And he kills people. Okay, it’s already spinning a bit. How? It would be the subject of psychokinetic powers, that is, an object mentally influenced by an unknown mechanism or energy. In the middle of the Californian desert, Robert (Yeah, the tire has a first name) rolls and attacks, relentlessly, animals and humans . Secondary plot: spectators watch the actors, who play this bizarre spectacle. A little mise en abyme for the road, to chiader a little thing. Written, directed and edited by Quentin Dupieux (aka Mr Oizo, who also made the soundtrack, normal).
Swiss Army Man
Hank walks alone on a deserted island. Depressed, suicidal, isolated, he goes crazy. Especially when he discovers the body of a former soldier, drowned, with whom he begins a very special friendship . Mi-tool, half-friend, this one serves him to do everything. Completely perched, the story shows surprising Paul Dano and Daniel Radcliffe in an independent film. Who has ever seen and loved one of these films?

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Fiction, this fabulous way to bring together a human and alien OKLM

sivertime — Wed, 21 Dec 2016 15:19:12 +0000

“Come on, we brainstorm, we swing ideas, no limit guys!” This is how these movies and series got there.
Guys who say with a knowing that “truth is stranger than fiction” have certainly not seen these films and series . Because seeing a human galocher, even fornicating, with an alien, perso I have never seen IRL as say geeks and fans of acronyms. Afterwards, I’m obviously not aware of all that happens on Earth, but hey, I still assume that it never happened. We’ve never seen such couples.
Captain James T.Kirk and Many Aliens (in “Star Trek”)
It is simple, the captain corresponds perfectly to the definition of casanova. It does not stop, it even becomes a running gag. T.Kirk even cumulates the alien conquests at the same time, which is never easy, even in fiction.
Lois Lane and Clark Kent / Superman (“Superman I”, “II”, “Man of Steel”, etc.)
The subject is quite evaded, as if it were normal. But the great reporter still leaves with a guy who comes from another planet, sorry to break the atmosphere. Of what to make the cabbages fat of a certain press normally.
Jake Sully and Neytiri (in “Avatar”)
When he is on Pandora, Jake meets Neytiri and gets dangerously close to her. While this is far from a good idea for the mission entrusted to him. In short, love is stronger than anything, it is known. The rabat-joie will say that it is only a dream, and we will answer it only by contempt.
Amy Wong and Kif Kroker (in “Futurama”)
Two special characters. Between Kif the profiteer and Amy the rotten-spoiled girl, we have two specimens. Together, it gives a complicated relationship in which they separate and recover together multiple times.
Greg Universe and Rose Quartz (in “Steven universe”)
The two meet at a Greg concert and it’s crazy love. Their mutual attraction is their biggest commonality, and that’s enough to make a good story. Rose even abandons her physical form to give birth to their son. We discover all this as we go, by flashback.
Valerie Gail and Mac (in “Earth Girls are easy”)
A band of aliens land in the home of a chick trying to tan by the edge of her swimming pool. In bikini, and rather well rolled. These jackals are all hot and only one will win the bet.
Jenny Hayden and Starman (in “Starman”)
Jenny is recently widowed when she finds a baby girl on the floor at home. Except that this baby grows and viellit by sight! And bim, that’s the double of her late husband. Finally, physically, because mentally it has nothing to do with it. So Jenny hates it, before enjoying it, then go to bed and make a baby. Let’s go …
Sil and full of humans (in “La mutante”)
Still a scientific experiment that takes a bizarre turn. Guys want to create a being that is similar to them, and obviously they lean for a woman. Slender, beautiful … The plan becomes complicated when it escapes, with an objective: to bring forth its progeny to destroy the humanity. So Sil (that’s his name) chained and did not show any fierce at all.
Mary-Lou and Thomas Jerome Newton (in “The Man Who Fell to Earth”)
An alien comes to Earth to find water, and drink a maximum. Basically. It may seem light, it’s true. So the screenwriters make it schoune meuf, history to discover all the pleasures of the human race. Mary-Lou gives her body and the rogue (David Bowie, by the way) does not say no. As long as his space vehicle is not ready, it is blocked anyway, so much kiffer.
Fred Kwan and Laliari (in “Galaxy Quest”)
A funny concept: the film features actors who did not break through after the Star Trek series and still live from their old role, with their costume, in conventions and stuff to the cunt. And when real extraterrestrials land and ask for their help, they kiffent. Especially Fred Kwan, who falls in love with one of the creatures. He rolls it in front of a colleague, they walk hand in hand in the corridors … It’s party. Come on, truth: who has ever dreamed of squeezing an alien (seen in movies and series eh)?

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Without illicit products, how are these ideas of films born serious?

Fiction, this fabulous way to bring together a human and alien OKLM