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These movies abuse so much about violence that you know it’s to mess

sivertime — Thu, 27 Apr 2017 15:51:24 +0000

Violence, everywhere, all the time. In dialogues, actions, plans. It does not stop! And suddenly, you know it’s done purposely to have fun.
A little like you with your friends, when the insults and duels multiply, for the kiff. When it is done with good spirit, to laugh, between intelligent people, it passes. We control, we play. It’s still better than heating for real eh! And even to look, you kiffes. So you liked these movies!
pulp Fiction
Since then, the Tarantino style is no longer to be demonstrated, everyone has understood. And it has not changed either. Dialogues as staggering as provocative, lyrical flight, access to violence, bloodshed, fat guns … His recipe is known, and Pulp Fiction represents it perfectly. Rifle, chainsaw, insults of all kinds, sequestration, saber, stings and overdose … A bit of everything , no jealous!
Evil Dead II
A San Raimi horror film that dates a little (1987) but is worth a look. There is no restraint , one goes there: giclee of blood as thrown by a karcher, skeleton that walks with exorbitant eyes , close-ups on eyeballs propelled in the mouth of a girl, bastons wacky … It is Series B, have fun.
Zombieland
More to deride, it is difficult! People go straight into an amusement park specially designed to stop zombies . You can have it tied on flying chairs, challenge: touch them, and have a good score. Even in the city, the goal is to eliminate them with panache to get the “zombie kill of the week”. Kind by crushing the zombie with a piano falling from the roof of your house. Woody Harrelson, Jesse Einsenberg and Emma Stone had fun in any case. Bonus: there’s a cameo!
Tucker and Dale vs Evil
A group of teenagers arrives in the countryside to find their lost friends. And in bad posture. Except it’s going to mess! Already, the rednecks that welcome them do not make their task easier, and especially … they are too bad. The teenagers all meet, one by one … themselves . Falling on his own saber, missed plating and jumping into a cutting machine … Bullets. And you have to laugh.
Hot Fuzz
The absurd English comedy that makes us laugh. A cop too good drunk his colleagues in London and found himself sent to a lonely village. Where he still drunk. By being shit. Before discovering a mysterious story! Parody movies of action and horror, it’s a perfect mix . Cult replicas, gore murders, disgusting accidents, blood spurting well, huge rifles: enough to spend a good time, with humor.
Shoot ’em up
Smith has only one goal: to knock them all down. This will cause him to update the overall conspiracy, and to do damage. Already, the film begins with a woman giving birth in a hangar, assisted by Smith, who swings bastos, surrounded, to all the bastards . Afterwards, it’s a festival: editing at the McGyver to shoot guns automatically, bursting skulls, jumping fingers …
Machete
Robert Rodriguez is a specialist of the genre, and it is not for nothing that he is a friend with Quentin Tarantino! After Planet Terror, the director decided to go even more, and even more offbeat . That gives Machete, with Danny Trejo. Twisted sex scenes, fucking rhythmic fuck dialogues, waterfalls hanging from a man’s intestines, cut-out faces, a pitiless churchman: no limits!
Dead Pool
Given the character’s character, it was easier to know that the goal was to laugh. The guy is so into provocation, he never stops. And that does not prevent it from sacrificing damage! The heads explode, the teeth fly, the legs break, the fuckings of mouth arrive constantly … Deadpool enjoys the danger and violence . And we, too, with him. What movie did you most typing bars?

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We like all the cops, especially when they do not take themselves too seriously

sivertime — Fri, 20 Jan 2017 18:10:26 +0000

To the devil the zeal, the seriousness of each moment, the frozen face. When they resemble us, joking, cracking, missing, we adore them. The proof with these films.
Hot Fuzz
Too good and effective, Nicholas Angel saves everyone in London. So to be quiet, his colleagues and superiors send him to Sandford, in open country. A village where there is no tail dale and especially where the police do as little as possible, leaving people to act as they choose, forgiving small offenses. Nicholas teamed up with Danny, a tough bachelor who dreams of crazy missions, so he’ll coach him to make him a pro like him . Before they come across a most serious matter! On the menu: parodies of successful classics, jokes potaches, exaggerated bloodshed …
Bad Boys
Ah Mike and Marcus, sacred duo. Everything contrasts them: the physical appearance, the working methods, the way of life. So inevitably, their relationship is never of any rest and you have the impression of seeing an old couple. They still agree on one thing: chop the mobsters and celebrate it as it should be . So, they are ready for anything, like exchanging their identities (in the first episode of the saga), taking a bullet in the ass (Marcus), typing sick pursuits, rolling on a shanty town in a yellow hummer In the 2) … The guys force, without stopping. Both in the 1 and the 2.
The fatal weapon
A classic, surely even the classic. The one that inspired all the others, including “Bad Boys” of which we have just spoken. Two guys find themselves working together and on paper, it looks complicated. Roger Murtaugh celebrates his 50th birthday, is married and has three kids. Martin Riggs is young, widowed and has no fear . Investigating the death of a young woman (daughter of a Roger’s friend), they suspect something far more shady. The scenes of action are mythical, as are the dialogues and the famous “I’m too old for this bullshit” Roger. And that is that the 1. There are four to watch in everything.
The Nice Guys
The opportunity to see Ryan Gosling playing a big loser. Alcoholic, depressed, hustler, he plays Holland March, a private detective, who investigates to find a certain Amelia, following the murder of a porn actress . What does not please this lady who hires Jackson Healy (Russel Crowe), a brute, to break his mouth and calm him down a bit. But when Amelia disappears, the two begin to work together to continue the investigation. As best they could.
Beverly Hills cop
Eddy Murphy has its peak, you can watch all the movies in the saga without ever getting tired of it. It is also because he is very well surrounded and we have before us, not a duo, but a trio of cops who do not care about everything. Last but not least Axel Foley and Billy Rosewood. The more embarrassed they are, the bigger the guns, the more they go . And you have the third thief, John Taggart, who follows, never able to calm them down, who complains before cracking and participating in the party. And there are some unforgettable punchlines. And hop, three movies to watch.
21 Jump Street
Two champions who must help each other and associate to present a passable profile. T’as Morton, the big one, no one in the physical tests but intelligent, and Greg, the opposite. When they meet at the police school, seven years after high school, they understand that they need each other to graduate. Once that is done, after a first missed mission, they are sent to a high school to chop a dealer. Apprentice wizards who improvise and count (a little too much) on luck so that everything goes without a hitch. And they are being lectured by a superior who discovers that they put more eagerness to pass for cool guys and kiffer to the maximum this second passage in the lycee than to advance the investigation.
Rush Hour
When the Chinese Consul’s daughter, Han, was kidnapped, he immediately thought of Inspector Lee. One of the best elements of the Hong Kong police and especially the former personal bodyguard of the girl, Soo Yung. Except that the Ricans do not like to be allowed to do their job, then the FBI swings in James Carter’s paws. More clown than cop, Carter occupies Lee as he can … until Lee escapes and meets the consul . On mission, Lee will have to catch Carter who finally takes the game. Except to ruin plan A of the FBI. Kung-fu, pretension, mouth-fucking (Lee frees nothing to English), mutual aid, a slow understanding of everyone’s world: there is everything and it works. So, two other films will follow to go up to three episodes the saga. What movie makes you laugh most?

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These actors were as passionate about the subject as you are about the rules of cricket

sivertime — Mon, 16 Jan 2017 18:02:54 +0000

They were content to do the taf and ensure their catch of the film, the rest, nothing to square. The intrigue, the subject treated, the classics of the genre: osef.
They can not be accused of zeal. And professional enough to have done the minimum union, we can not finally pin them to the pillory either. That is where they are strong! In addition, some have even assured and received positive criticism for their role. Maximize the result by minimizing the work you have done, which you have always done elsewhere.
Released recently, the film is not a frank success at the moment. Professionals as well as spectators were not excited by the adaptation of the video game, nor by the performance of the French actress in passing. Not close to Marion? Anyway, she confessed on the set of “Daily” that she had never played the game in question . Although it does not necessarily influence its performance, it fucks it badly and it is limited in terms of pro consciousness.
A real success of this end of year 2016, which will be discovered very soon in France, normally on January 25. Golden Globe nominations and a seemingly excellent Ryan Gosling. Singer and dancer in this musical comedy, the beautiful boy surprises and surprises. By cons, it has not impressed the reporter of the British station Magic FM when dried each question his knowledge quiz G on musicals . No good answer. Play, okay. Push the stuff, no thanks.
Interpreting Megatron, he quickly realized that it smelled the right plan to fuck as little as possible. But really the least. Obviously, he was not motivated to go see the other actors and the director on the set. Better, Hugo Weaving has never read the script nor actually met anybody in the film, talked quickly made with Michael Bay on Skype and … everything flared in two hours of studio. “I just told my text, I do not know what it means .” Bim bam boom, I balance my texts and I break. Besides, he does not hide: “It was an experience unimportant I did not care, I was not thinking..”
Convinced by Vin Diesel who dreamed of playing with her in her career, the actress actually did in the social. Attended by Vinny, she says yes but is not interested more than that in the trick. Worse, she was betting on even a failure . “I had absolutely no idea what was going on in the plot. I never watched the movie and I do not think many people have done so .” We do not know how much it touched to play Aereon, but thank you for this promotion of quality ..
Presented as a classic of the 7th art that must absolutely have seen, the film obviously did not please everyone. Already, some spectators blasé by the 3h58. Then to Leslie Howard, the English actor who played Ashley Wikes. The guy swung says he “hated the characters, costumes and had never seen the movie” . Well, that’s it. Last layer: “God help me if I ever read the book.” Thank you goodbye.
You remember Michel Muller on Canal + old-fashioned, “Would not invite him”? If he was still chronicling, he could have looked after Kanye West after his participation in Adam McKay’s film. In full preparation of an album, he took the opportunity to test their music and seek the views of people on the set . When officials cut the sound to shoot the scenes, he asked: “Hey, what’s up?” You feel the guy super invested. Ok, it was only a cameo in a scene but good, there is a minimum …
To believe that the films of superheroes already had important financial resources at the time, given the cast: Gene Hackman, Christopher Reeve, and so Marlon Brando. It was in 1978, long time ago. And despite the good little ticket touched, the American star tried to feint: he wanted Jor-El (his role, Superman’s father) to be a bagel, or a suitcase. In short, not a human what, he did not need to show up on the set . The director had to explain to him that it was necessary to respect the comic and the appearance of this personage, well and well human. Okay, ok, but no question of reading the script before. Marlon Brando read it during the scenes, taped on the body of his partner. We’re not far from the big wanker there. Other examples of actors who were not thoroughly in it?

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