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These reluctant pals whom you galley to silence, even for a minute

sivertime — Fri, 10 Feb 2017 18:45:37 +0000

Living together is not easy. You have to know when to talk and when to shut up. For these characters, it is dead: they are incapable. Alert scrambles!
An image is worth ten thousand words. Regardless of whether it is true, justified, plausible, we must make this expression go to those characters of films and series. Seriously, it would allow those who frequent them to breathe a little, to be able to spend time without hearing them jacter. You got a buddy like that? Or a roommate, right? If you recognize him in common with them, it’s hot . We’re complaining.
Sam Gamegie in “The Lord of the Rings”
Frodo has to show a lot of patience with him glued to his basques. Already he is a bit fuzzy and does not have a rhythm of sick to cross the mountains and valleys, Sam does not stop complaining . Or say he’s hungry. Or to think aloud about his place in the world , his role or to falsely philosophize. Most of us would have asked him to close it. Completely.
Phoebe Buffay in “Friends”
Not bad for a penny, she can not refrain from speaking. Especially when it comes to keeping a secret. Phoebe drops big files without realizing it , then laughs and dedramatizes without it, it’s just what you ask her in this case … Head in the air, awkward, naive, Real arguments. Because she does not give a damn about anything. So to be with her or live with her, you have to be ready.
Steve Stifler in “American Pie”
You see the unbearable guy who was with you in high school? It was nothing. Stifler is the prototype of the young wanker who talks about everything, all the time, everywhere , without end … When he does not invent stories to sleep up to tell him, he makes crappy jokes, balances displaced allusions On your mother, provokes you until you explode … In addition, he likes it, annoy people. Only one solution: gagging.
Sheldon Cooper in “The Big Bang Theory”
It’s that he has good flow in addition the bastard! When he has something to say, Sheldon does not hesitate, he does. The problem is that he always has something to say. He knows all about him and distributes his advice and other recommendations to Leonard, Raj or Howard . It’s already heavy, since you did not ask him anything, actually. It’s annoying when he lets himself on a subject that you master better than him, like your own job. And it is also sometimes hurtful or very embarrassing when he believes himself obliged to resolve a conflict with another person who happens to be right there in front of everyone.
Eric Cartman in “South Park”
It is unfortunately lost with him. His mother, his teachers, his friends: all tried, and failed. Cartman respects nothing and nobody and balances everything that passes through his head, without filter . This can be racist, mysogine, homophobic, or just mean and aggressive: it is multi-tasking. As a dictator in budding, Cartman has a high opinion of himself, which prompts him not to shrink from anything.
The kind of mates who is able to show up in the middle of your couple on Valentine’s Day . If you think you have an unstoppable trick to get rid of it, you can always swing it on the site of Caprice des Dieux , which organizes a great contest with notably a stay in San Francisco to win! It’s okay, you think you can get out of it?

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When Hollywood talks about “big”, it’s not high level

sivertime — Fri, 13 Jan 2017 17:21:51 +0000

We feel the will to do well, to denounce the treatment against obese people. But it is so awkward that it is missed.

It’s easier said than done, we agree. The subject is sensitive, the pitfalls to avoid many, easy criticism. Well, when you attack this kind of project, you know it, then you work accordingly to remain irreproachable. Now, these films give the unpleasant impression of having been made over the leg, just to make laughing handsome, sometimes to the detriment of the people supposed to be defended. The shot of the happy end to cover and excuse everything else is not always enough .
Pitch Perfect
First thing you do not cut: Amy sees himself recalculated directly by the Barden Bellas, the women’s music group of the university. Not even a chance, go hop, the big she clears! Then, to compensate for his physical, she is forced to act goofy way without stopping , to make people laugh and make friends. And last but not least , in the movie, it presents squarely in the sweet name of “Fat Amy” Amy fat what.
Love actually
A film where the theme is to be interested in all forms of possible love between human beings is beautiful. And it’s pretty well done. But where it stops, it’s about the Prime Minister played by Hugh Grant. The guy does not question the fact of going out with a woman much younger than him, nooooo, that’s normal , it is the basis, but rather on the width of her buttocks and her chubby side (compared to A skeleton, yes). That works on the contrary.
Professor Foldingue
So yes, the movie ends up in happy end with Sherman Klump who happens to be loved for what he is, without artifice, with his overweight. And fortunately, because the whole film is seen to give up love, saying simply that he does not deserve it. Wholesale reflex, what. And vicious circle for those who see it young and already lack confidence. When you see it in college, bah you and all the rest rather retain the casanova side of his slender alter ego Buddy Love than anything else.
The Colo des gourmands
Gerry Garner happens to be overweight and does not like his parents, who send him to a camp during his summer vacation. Baptized Camp of Hope, this one consists in regrouping children considered too big and to submit them to a program mixing sport and diet in order to lose weight. Obviously unable to control themselves, the kids are feints to order pizzas, sodas and other quality foods, while avenging Tony, the chief torturer . Finally, rid of Tony, the kids will make efforts under Pat, the new cool boss who insists more on fun than competition, blabla … What was the message actually? It’s confused. Must be fat or not? Is it cool or not?
Extra-large love
Hal only strikes women beautiful, that is to say thin in fact, it is a principle. It was even a recommendation from his father on his deathbed, so the son runs to make him proud of the afterlife. Well, I suppose. Until the day when Tony, a guru hypnotizes and makes him see that the inner beauty of women . And bim, he falls in love with Rosemary, though much bigger than he accepted before. Should it be lost, possessed, mad to get there? The question will have an answer when the spell is broken. Who also asked about these films?

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If kids meet these actors in Santa Claus, it will be the last Christmas party they will want to celebrate

sivertime — Tue, 20 Dec 2016 18:43:03 +0000

We all already wanted to make a little believe that Papa Noel is actually a villain. In case it would make him want to celebrate Christmas. With these actors, guaranteed success.

Liam Neeson
Authoritarian. Clearly the guy not to shit. He’s calm and normal, until you shoot it to end and there, there sanction . The blue eyes piercing, the hand of a disproportionate size that tears your head, the low voice that makes you tremble: the one who played Ras’Al Ghum in “The Dark Knight Rises” or the father breaks mouth in “Taken “Would be a Santa Claus anti-chouineries.
Tom Hardy
Violent. The top step compared to Liam Neeson, it is immediately in the fight. No need to irritate him, he is already. It is like that, there are peaceful people and warlike people. Born in his roles (Bane in “The Dark Knight Rises”, “Bronson”, John Fitzgerald in “The Revenant”), Tom Hardy often embodies a bastard who likes to provoke and type. The kids are gonna be received …
Jack Nicholson
Flippant. It does not matter much, besides it is almost difficult to explain. For in the background, the American does not have a head to play Frankestein or Elephant Man. His look, on the other hand, teases you. You can see madness, tell you: “He fished a bolt him oh.” Look at “Shining”, or “Batman Returns”. And even in “Flying over a Cuckoo’s Nest”, despite the fact that he is a “nice”, he remains border line and it is not the kind of guy you want to cross in the last train , Which will hold your leg and stress.
Danny Trejo
Impressive. Not sure that the costume holds, considering the physique of the good man. If it is cheap, it will crack direct. And it will take a good beard and a good makeup otherwise no kid will come to make the picture … A head of guy who made the jail (it falls well, Danny Trejo made it), scars, a sharp look, protruding muscles : You say yes to everything. You do not argue, do not chip. If he gives you the dirty sock he wore at the moment, you say thank you . Perfect for parents who dream of saving money, kids will be much less demanding with such a Santa Claus.
François Damiens
Heavy. Although he has a priest’s head, it is not the most dangerous. It’s his ability to break your balls for a long time, on a word, something stupid and push you to the end. Kind more kid than a kid. Send him a kid, he’ll do a “Live my life Dad”: it will fall on a stubborn guy sucks, who can lose 3 hours if necessary for an insignificant thing and laugh only without embarrassment. The child will be all confusing and Santa has made him lose all innocence on this holiday.
Willem Dafoe
Worrying. It could have a handsome head, if he had not that air of schizophrenic . While Jack Nicholson seems well aware of his scary side, Willem Dafoe is angry because he does not control himself. Unpredictable, it is not a surprise if he shone in Jopling in “The Grand Budapest Hotel” and especially in Norman Osborne / The Green Jester in the “Spiderman”. In addition to a disturbing look, his smile suggests that he is possessed. Finally, “possedey”.
You wonder if he listens to you or thinks completely of something else. Even he is not sure.
Christoph Waltz
Insensitive. When you see the roles he connects, you think he still plays great the guy no heart, no pity . We can also say “the fucker” but it is not friendly and a bit virulent. The Nazi colonel in “Inglorious Bastards”, the bounty hunter in “Django Unchained”, the enemy of 007 in “Specter”: that inhuman bastards. The kid who approaches him feels like a wave of cold that numbs him, no element of response (verbal, gestural) reassuring. He will not draw anything from it, it is lost.
The magic of Christmas must carry it, that’s for sure.
Paul Dano
Imbalance. His physique of gringalet suggests that it presents no danger. Why not! The small brown to shifty eyes embodies what is more devious here below . Paul Dano has a guy’s head shy, harmless, almost a victim of college. And in fact, it’s him who stops you, martyrs you, makes you sing. Look at it in “12 years a slave” and “Prisoners” … Even in “Little Miss Sunshine”, you wonder when it’s going to skid.
The smile that does everything but put you in confidence.
Tcheky Karyo
Invasive. The kind of guy who does not respect anything and believes himself everywhere at home. He makes his law where and when it sings, nothing to jerk. The ultimate? In “Dobermann”, when Tchéky Karyo plays Inspector Cristini. Imagine it in Santa Claus: he comes home by breaking the door, settles down at the table, ends the dishes, fucks his feet on the table, calls the kids and questions them muscularly about the mistakes of their lives and their Spit in the mouth that they do not deserve to give. And Father Christmas leaves and slams the door. It was the last Christmas party that the children wanted to celebrate, after that you are quiet. Which would be the worst in your opinion?

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