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These movies abuse so much about violence that you know it’s to mess

sivertime — Thu, 27 Apr 2017 15:51:24 +0000

Violence, everywhere, all the time. In dialogues, actions, plans. It does not stop! And suddenly, you know it’s done purposely to have fun.
A little like you with your friends, when the insults and duels multiply, for the kiff. When it is done with good spirit, to laugh, between intelligent people, it passes. We control, we play. It’s still better than heating for real eh! And even to look, you kiffes. So you liked these movies!
pulp Fiction
Since then, the Tarantino style is no longer to be demonstrated, everyone has understood. And it has not changed either. Dialogues as staggering as provocative, lyrical flight, access to violence, bloodshed, fat guns … His recipe is known, and Pulp Fiction represents it perfectly. Rifle, chainsaw, insults of all kinds, sequestration, saber, stings and overdose … A bit of everything , no jealous!
Evil Dead II
A San Raimi horror film that dates a little (1987) but is worth a look. There is no restraint , one goes there: giclee of blood as thrown by a karcher, skeleton that walks with exorbitant eyes , close-ups on eyeballs propelled in the mouth of a girl, bastons wacky … It is Series B, have fun.
Zombieland
More to deride, it is difficult! People go straight into an amusement park specially designed to stop zombies . You can have it tied on flying chairs, challenge: touch them, and have a good score. Even in the city, the goal is to eliminate them with panache to get the “zombie kill of the week”. Kind by crushing the zombie with a piano falling from the roof of your house. Woody Harrelson, Jesse Einsenberg and Emma Stone had fun in any case. Bonus: there’s a cameo!
Tucker and Dale vs Evil
A group of teenagers arrives in the countryside to find their lost friends. And in bad posture. Except it’s going to mess! Already, the rednecks that welcome them do not make their task easier, and especially … they are too bad. The teenagers all meet, one by one … themselves . Falling on his own saber, missed plating and jumping into a cutting machine … Bullets. And you have to laugh.
Hot Fuzz
The absurd English comedy that makes us laugh. A cop too good drunk his colleagues in London and found himself sent to a lonely village. Where he still drunk. By being shit. Before discovering a mysterious story! Parody movies of action and horror, it’s a perfect mix . Cult replicas, gore murders, disgusting accidents, blood spurting well, huge rifles: enough to spend a good time, with humor.
Shoot ’em up
Smith has only one goal: to knock them all down. This will cause him to update the overall conspiracy, and to do damage. Already, the film begins with a woman giving birth in a hangar, assisted by Smith, who swings bastos, surrounded, to all the bastards . Afterwards, it’s a festival: editing at the McGyver to shoot guns automatically, bursting skulls, jumping fingers …
Machete
Robert Rodriguez is a specialist of the genre, and it is not for nothing that he is a friend with Quentin Tarantino! After Planet Terror, the director decided to go even more, and even more offbeat . That gives Machete, with Danny Trejo. Twisted sex scenes, fucking rhythmic fuck dialogues, waterfalls hanging from a man’s intestines, cut-out faces, a pitiless churchman: no limits!
Dead Pool
Given the character’s character, it was easier to know that the goal was to laugh. The guy is so into provocation, he never stops. And that does not prevent it from sacrificing damage! The heads explode, the teeth fly, the legs break, the fuckings of mouth arrive constantly … Deadpool enjoys the danger and violence . And we, too, with him. What movie did you most typing bars?

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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie reconciled, Selena Gomez and The Weekend threatened, Kendall Jenner burgled: Our Top People March!

sivertime — Fri, 31 Mar 2017 18:21:11 +0000

While Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have handed over the cover, poor Kendall Jenner was robbed while Selena Gomez’s relationship with The Weeknd is greatly threatened. Discover the top people of the month!
If the year 2017 had started very strong, this March was rather intense for our favorite celebrities . If for some, these last weeks have been pretty good, for others it has not really been joy. Indeed, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie would have really reconciled and could even be together again. As for Selena Gomez and The Weeknd, the two stars would no longer live on a small cloud as at the beginning of their relationship because their love story would be threatened by two other celebrities. As for poor Kendall Jenner, she was burgled only a few months after the robbery of her sister, Kim Kardashian. The latter was very present in the news of March, as well as Johnny Depp .

5 / Kendall Jenner burgled
The spell seems to be fierce on the Kardashian-Jenner clan. Indeed, while in October 2016, Kim Kardashian was the victim of a terrible robbery during his stay in Paris on the occasion of Fashion Week, this month it is poor Kendall Jenner who was robbed then That she was at home! The mannequin, however, had the reflex to call the police when she heard a strange noise. If Kendall Jenner is fine, nearly $ 200,000 worth of jewelry would have been stolen . Like Kim Kardashian, a few days after this incident, the top decided to separate from his bodyguard. It must be said that the young woman was not only robbed but also explained that ” She had been harassed by a man who is now in prison awaiting trial. It’s not always easy to be a celebrity!

4 / Johnny Depp has found love again
After his divorce from Amber Heard, Johnny Depp lived a real descent into hell. Not only did his reputation take a hit when he was accused of domestic violence but he was also completely ruined. The actor was in full depression! However, it seems that things go much better for Johnny Depp. While Pirates of the Caribbean 5 will soon be released in the cinema, the actor also shoots a new film The Crime of the Orient Express . If the rumors said close to Daisy Ridley, the dad of Lily-Rose would have found love but not in the arms of the actress of Star Wars but in those of Lucy Boynton , revealed in Sing Street .

3 / Kim Kardashian celebrates 10 years of his sex tape
Yes, the famous sex tape of Kim Kardashian celebrates this month his 10 years . That does not rejuvenate us! It is indeed on 29 March 2007 that we discovered the video of the frolics between the star of reality TV and Ray J. This sex tape has changed everything for Kim Kardashian and his family who dethroned Paris Hilton who Is still not delivered. Although it is still unclear whether the video was stolen or was aired by the young woman, Kim Kardashian has been propelled to the forefront and has changed forever the world of reality TV but also in that Of people. Now a mother of two and married to Kanye West,

2 / The romance of Selena Gomez and The Weekend threatened
Selena Gomez and The Weeknd have not left a sole! At the beginning of the month, they found themselves in Europe in particular in London, Amsterdam, Paris before flying to Toronto and now they are taking advantage of South America. But if their romance resembles a fairy tale, it is however threatened! Indeed, Orlando Bloom and Katy Perry have broken up and this is not good news for Selena Gomez and The Weeknd . Why ? Well, because Orlando Bloom would have taken it into her head to recapture the heart of the interpreter of “Kill Em With Kindness” with whom he already had a little story that had made Katy Perry ultra jealous. As for the latter, she would count on avenging her ex and Selena Gomez while flirting with The Weeknd! Furthermore, Selena Gomez would be wary of her boyfriend and Bella Hadid’s relationship and would doubt their future together … Is the couple of Selena Gomez and The Weeknd made to last? We believe in them!

1 / Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie soon back together?
The big news this month is that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are well and truly reconciled. If they had stopped fighting at the beginning of the year, there was still some tension between them. If the interpreter of Lara Croft finds it difficult to swallow that his future ex-husband has recontact Jennifer Aniston of which he approaches enormously, this did not prevent the Brangelina to strengthen their bonds. If there were many rumors that Brad Pitt was in a couple with Kate Hudson then he had a crush for Sandra Bullock and Angelina Jolie would attend Tom Cruise, it would actually be possible that the most glamorous Hollywood couple is back . Brad Pitt secretly joined Angelina Jolie and their children in Cambodia! Are they reconciled to the point of renouncing their divorce? If for now nothing has been confirmed, the Brangelina could surprise us by recovering together! Then the meltynauts tell us, what do you remember this March 2017?

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Kylie Jenner deceived by Tyga? Blac Chyna confirms and the clash

sivertime — Thu, 30 Mar 2017 17:47:57 +0000

Do you feel the big clash coming? Blac Chyna, very angry at Tyga, confirms that he deceived Kylie Jenner and asks him for money in return …
The Kardashian / Jenner family was quiet in recent days. Since the aggression of Kim Kardashian, whose sex tape has resurfaced for his ten years, the clan is much more discreet. Well, there are nevertheless some scandals right, left, but nothing very transcendent. But here, this flat calm presaged a big storm on the horizon. Remember, a few days ago, we learned that Kylie Jenner had dropped Tyga . If the two lovers have recovered together since this stroke of slack, this information of Blac Chyna will certainly change the situation. On snapchat, the rapper’s former confirmed that he had deceived his girlfriend and claimed, in parallel, money for their son, King Cairo . C ‘
When Blac Chyna is not happy, she says it! Initially, Rob Kardashian’s former fiancée accused Tyga of not paying child support for their son, King Cairo. The star is ready to go to court to get what she wants. Subsequently , Blac Chyna seized Snapchat to violently clasher the father of their child on his personal life. She clearly accuses Tyga of cheating Kylie Jenner. Ouch, it hurts! We are not going to lie, but the American rapper is in the panade! On top of that, not long ago, Blac Chyna had said what she really thought of Kylie Jenner . Ah, we would like to attend the next Kardashian / Jenner family meal!

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Kim Kardashian insults Kanye West!

sivertime — Thu, 23 Mar 2017 19:32:33 +0000

There are tensions between Kim Kardashian and Kanye West. In a new video buzz, the star violently insults her husband.
This week was very intense for Kim Kardashian. Yeah, last weekend, Episode 2 of Season 13 of The Incredible Kardashian Family was aired. In the latter, we finally learned more about what really happened on October 3 last in Paris. Kim Kardashian’s poignant revelations are just cold in the back . In the aftermath of the TV show, the most famous clan of American reality TV will have to manage what he calls “the after-Paris”. One discovers that the mother of North and of Saint West is very tried by this terrible ordeal that she has just lived. She does not hesitate to insult her husband violently, Kanye West, when he makes a big blunder.
On that score, Kanye West missed a bit of delicacy and intelligence. In this excerpt of the next episode of KUWTK , Kim Kardashian tells his mother, Kris Jenner , and Kourtney , about an event that has enraged him. While the reality TV star was still shocked by her aggression in Paris, she heard strange footsteps outside her home in Los Angeles. As in his statements about his attack, Kim Kardashian asks if there is anyone in the places where she is. Terrified at not having an answer, she clearly began to panic . But a few minutes later we learned that the person who had just crossed the threshold of the port was Kanye West. Kim Kardashian did not hide her anger and insulted her husband: “Hey c ** nard! We must absolutely put a plan in place when you arrive . ” At this point, Kim Kardashian is right. These few minutes have unfortunately plunged her into the nightmare that she lived in the French capital.

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One “did you know” very WTF on South Park, to stick to the series

sivertime — Tue, 07 Mar 2017 19:58:32 +0000

Created by two friends a little stamped, the series “South Park” has already marked history with its history. About which, there are plenty of stories.
And bim, put in abyme. #Keskiya, # boiling … #enflammade? Ok. Well, to come back to the fact, South Park has always been carbureted for years, and necessarily, there are things to tell. Aside from the fact that the two creators only complete each episode a few days before the broadcast, they are tearing it apart, as you do with your assignments, their adventures contain a lot of anecdotes and details. Fans is for you.
The creators do not remember certain episodes
At the time of season 3, the two companions, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, worked at the same time on the film that was going to go out to the cinema. As a result, their agenda was full, they never stopped working and writing. To the point of swinging episodes in the gas, to write to feel, limits in a second state . The episode where a panda is sexually harassed, among others. They have no memory of it. But according to their comments in their dvd, they find the idea funny anyway.
The screenwriters of “Game Of Thrones” were influenced by the parody of South Park
For Black Friday, they swung an episode in which they repeatedly tapped their characters in gardens. When David Benioff and DB Weiss saw this, they understood the message and calmed down on the scenes of that style , as they themselves confessed in the DVD of Season 4. Besides, in a scene , Olga Tyrell tells Margaery: “If I have yet another walk through the gardens, I throw myself off the cliff .” The power of South Park my guy.
George Clooney made the voice of a character
Go ahead, I’ll let you go. For fun. Frankly it’s impossible to know! Why ? For you can not recognize his voice . Chelou huh? It’s simple: Clooney interpreted Stan’s dog, in season 1. So he only barked. Here. Inevitably, it’s hot.
The association Gilles de La Tourette congratulated them
This episode is mythical. Cartman makes believe that he has Gilles de La Tourette’s syndrome in order to insult everyone tranquillou, normal, covered. And instead of being shocked, in automatic indignation as too often the association that deals with this disease in the United States explained to have adored the episode, that the creators had well transcribed the symptoms.
There are often hidden aliens in the background
Since the first episode where Cartman is removed and probed, the extratrestrats are present in the plot. There is even an episode where life on earth is presented as a vulgar reality television, organized by the aliens. And according to counts, you can see aliens encrusted in the background hundreds of times . In the crowd, in front of a tree …
Scientology has tried to intimidate creators
Some lack humor and retreat, can not laugh at themselves. A random example of the Church of Scientology. After the first (and not the last) episode in which Trey Parker and Matt Stone mocked them, the Church launched an investigation into them. Listening to communications, tracking bank statements, digging trash to find out about their diet and drinking … That’s it, anything. To find nothing in the end. And continue to get pruned. And bim, in the teeth. What anecdote makes you laugh the most?

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