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The dead of the villains most enjoying cinema, die communist rot!

sivertime — Tue, 13 Jun 2017 16:10:07 +0000

Just to rethink, I have a soft half …
According to Peter Parker, “any good story that deserves to be told concerns a girl . ” Do not worry, man, I will not contradict you, although you wear a sticky. If I can just complete the theorem, I would say that a good movie must also include a good villain, a dirty crevure, which you love to hate, and whose death goes as far as spinning chills. A bit like all the loose yarns below.
The Shark of the “Teeth of the Sea”
The film because of which you always have a little blow of flip before to dip in the sea in the summer. The fault to this huge shark that put a brothel not possible in the waters of Amity Island. The trick seemed invincible until Brody avenged the victims (including his Quint poto) by shooting the monster in a breathtaking final scene. Mythical.
Hans Gruber in “Crystal Trap”
Perhaps the only Die Hard where the bad guy is at the level of Bruce Willis. Alan Rickman hovers over the game. Finally, it was before hovering in the skies thanks to a flight offered by this devil of John McClane. “Yippee Ki Yay, motherfucker!” .
Belloq, Dietrich and Toht in “The Adventurers of the Lost Ark”
Indiana Jones, The Adventurers of the Lost Ark
Ok, today those dead make me kiffer, but I confess that at the time I saw the film (about 7-8 years), I have nightmares. The trio of Nazis burst in a horrible manner, liquefying literally on the spot after crossing the eyes of the spirits of the chest.
The Yellow Bastard in “Sin City”
Of all the crevices present in “Sin City” , Roark Jr. aka The Yellow Bastard, is undoubtedly the most disgusting. A pedophile of which Hartigan (Bruce Willis) tore off the balls a few years ago, and then turned into a hideous yellow creature because of a hormone treatment. In search of vengeance, he once again runs into Hartigan, who will finish him by first removing the rest of his genitals before smashing his face with fists. A real butchery.
Stuntman Mike in “The Boulevard of Death”
The return of baton had to be violent for this coward of Stuntman Mike, who was taking his foot to kill young women in his Chevrolet Nova. In an absolutely delightful scene at the Tarantino, the guy was lynched by a trio of Amazons. Girl Power!
JP Richard in “The Deadly Kiss of the Dragon”
Here again, cowardice has a name: JP Richard. The inspector – played by Tchéky Karyo – dares to use a kid to catch the twirl Jet Li, so he deserved a violent spell based on needles planted at sensitive points. The famous Kiss of the dragon that pushes your body to empty of its blood through all its pores. Well played Johnny Boy.
Howard Payne in “Speed”
But that, Dennis Hopper aka Howard Payne, had nothing to shake in “Speed” . The master-artificer thus trapped a lift and a bus with the explosive, stopped Harry (the friend of Jack) and took hostage Annie (Sandra Bullock) #QueDuSaalVie. Finally, Jack will have the head of the psychopath in the final fight over a running subway …
Samuel Norton in “The Escapees”
Thinking only of his dirty mouth, prison director Samuel Norton has made Hell live in Dufresne, for the sole purpose that he does not reveal his financial tricks in the open. An injustice that will be repaired when Dufresne, imprisoned wrongly for the murder of his wife, will eventually escape from Shawshank. From then on, the sadistic Norton will prefer to commit suicide rather than face the justice and the prison cell. Undoubtedly its decision most appreciated by the fans of the film. Cule goes!
Norman Stansfield in “Leon”
Psychic cop, Stansfield (Gary Oldman) announces the color from the beginning of the film of Luc Besson, bumping the family Mathilda (Natalie Portman) in cold blood. Completely tired, the guy spins chills at each of his appearances on screen. And only for his last look, when he realizes that Leon (Jean Reno) fucked him because he had a grenade on him, his death deserves to figure in this ranking. Cleaning pro.
The T-1000 in “Terminator 2”
At the time, we really had the impression that Schwarzy would never manage to get rid of it. Ultra-destructive weapon of war, this fucking T-1000 was unstoppable, regenerating each time it was killed. It was not counting on the Terminator who shot him an explosive bastos in the chest, before the monster was consumed in molten lava. Hasta la vista Baby!
Hitler in “Inglourious Basterds”
Tarantino does the story again, and it’s a big kiff. Especially when the beautiful Shoshanna ended up setting fire to a Parisian cinema where Nazi dignitaries and the Fürher had gathered, who had only to be picked by Aldo Raine and his squad of “bastards”. The magic of cinema.
The Emperor Palpatine in “Star Wars Episode VI”
Darth Vader is the embodiment of the evil in Star Wars , if he has joined the Dark Side of the Force because of the tarba of Palpatine aka Dark Sidious, whose evil plan almost cost him Luke Skywalker. But while the Emperor victimized poor Luke in front of Vader, the latter intervened to save his son. He grabbed Dark Sidious like a doll to wriggle it into the Star of Death’s generator. Good riddance.
Scar in “The Lion King”
If the death of Mufasa is the biggest drama that I have lived in front of a film, a contrario, that of Scar is the most enjoyable of the Earth. Long live King Simba!

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Keanu Reeves is still a cool guy

sivertime — Wed, 22 Feb 2017 18:50:14 +0000

At the “John Wick 2” poster, the actor is not only good in front of the camera. He is also a motivated pro and a good man. The proof in a few anecdotes.
Motivation 100% and start as it can
At 18, Keanu stopped the classes. He wants to become an actor, then boom, poker. In 1983, he interprets a cyclist in an advertisement, which drinks on arrival with a Coca. Mouai.
His personal experiences are very useful for him to fine-tune his roles
In “Youngblood,” the first film in which he plays a central character, Keanu Reeves is a Canadian who loves to practice hockey as a guardian. It’s good, he’s lived in Canada for years, and he really teased the puck when he was still in high school . Later, in “The Adventures of Bill and Ted”, he camped a musician, a guy who scratched the bass. Convincing? Normal, he plays really bass, with his group Dog Star before and then at the mercy of the opportunities now.
Music in second passion
When you refuse a $ 11M check for cool sessions with your buddies, you’re killing your band to death. In this case, it was for “Speed 2: heading for danger”. Since then, he has become entrenched when he can in lives , as with Bon Jovi in Australia or in festivals here and there.
Not stingy, he prefers to earn less to work with people
When the producers of “The Devil’s Partner” explained to him that they could not pay Al Pacino, Keanu Reeves had to lower his salary because he really wanted to play with him. Same with Gene Hackmann in “Les replaceants”, where he lowered his income by 90% . Another anecdote: for the sequel of “Matrix”, he gave 80 of his $ 140M to the technical teams of special effects and makeup so that they remain and are paid at their fair value.
It is often called “John”
Johnny Utah in “Point Break”, Jonathan Parker in “Dracula”, Don John in “Lots of noises for nothing”, John Constantine in “Constantine”, John in “Generation Um”, John Rain in Season 1 of “Rain”, John Wick (eponymous films) … In the end, he called himself John for months and months of his life , he will eventually change his first name.
He is the object of wacky beliefs
One finds everything on the internets. Even people who believe Keanu Reeves immortal. Yeah, right. Some see a striking resemblance to Charlemagne , according to the paintings. Others with a French actor from the late 19th, a certain Paul Mounet. Let us admit. But suddenly, how does it happen: does it reincarnate or just change its identity? So who wants to be a buddy with Keanu?

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The best wish for 2017: realize that you are an Elect, like these characters of film

sivertime — Wed, 28 Dec 2016 18:18:33 +0000

That way you will know what to answer the famous question: “What can we wish you for this new year?”. Become a Brothel.
Frodo Baggy (“The Lord of the Rings”)
This will be a surprise for everyone. Small, thin, not especially charismatic, living in the middle of nowhere (kind to Culan), nobody knows you. And there’s no reason for it to change! Except that one day, boom, you fall on a single object – the ring – that designates you as its owner. The class. Well, after you have a lot of galleys to manage and it will not be all rest, but we have nothing without nothing. Must love the trekking in any case.
Anakin Skywalker (“Star Wars”)
A sort of Ben Arfa at the level of the potential detected by all the trainers and the disappointment that followed. An impressive technique, a certain propensity to play solo, high objectives … and a certain mental fragility. At the base nice, sweet, caring, when you slip your plan does not go as planned . Except that Hatem just overthrew the affairs of an office, not killed people throughout the galaxy. I hope for you that you will be more HBA than Anakin, the dark side is not top in the end. Dark Vador is powerful but alone, embittered. It is not a life.
John Connor (“Terminator”)
You’re still young and probably not ready for this kind of mission. Go get the bread and check the currency that the baker makes you ample. But now, it turns out that the human race, now controlled machines that run the world, sees its future depend on yours . Basically, you’re the savior. And the others know it and try to desolder you. First of all, your mother, before you were born. Then you, since you’re here. If you sometimes feel that the machines and other robots do not cooperate with you, ask yourself the right questions …
Harry Potter (Eponymous Films)
Look around you. Who are your buddies, your enemies, your teachers? If you have a red-headed buddy, an intelligent buddy, a pale blond foe, you have a track. If in addition you can not stop you from picking up twigs and play with when you get forest walks, not looking: you’re a kind of Harry Potter . In scred ‘, to have the heart clear, tent of “Expelliarmus” and other small spells. Oh yes, I forgot: if you have a scar on the forehead, there’s more doubt.
Thomas A. Anderson / Neo (“Matrix”)
Potential candidates are numerous. If we count all the computer scientists and developers, the list is long. If you go to sleep, it makes a good skimming and you increase your chances. Now, all you have to do is wait for someone to come and get you. Every day will be filled with suspense: Am I Neo? The only thing that you can prepare, it’s your choice between the blue pill or red . History not to confuse the others when they ask.
Po Ping (Kung-fu panda)
You’re kung-fu fan but you’re nuts? You kissed Bruce Lee but you have no flexibility or address? This is a good sign . Yes Yes. Do not give up, do not let go of your dream. Even if you work as a waiter in a small restaurant, everyone thinks you’re a loser … One day the people who made fun of you you will weave laurels. You will have saved your village, you will be a hero. A master. Suppose you have the choice, you hope to resemble which?

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Suicide Squad, Deadpool, Dr Strange: These superheroes who landed in theaters in 2016

sivertime — Tue, 27 Dec 2016 18:24:09 +0000

In 2016, the films of superheroes made in the classic, with Batman or even the Avengers. But they were not alone: some newcomers came to upset the deal!
Clearly, the year 2016 was mind-boggling for all those who kiss the superheroes. At the top of the poster, they found those that we already know by heart, but without whom we would not have imagined spending the year: the two behemoths Batman vs Superman , the hero of Marvel Captain America Civil War or yet mutants X-Men Apocalypse . The fight, the punchlines , and even emotion, they have given us all! But these references ultimate superhero matters were not left in the shade all the new recruits who landed in theaters in 2016. A year under the sign of a revival since we got, in bulk, at a dose of magic to strip super villains and even a hero freaky . Overview of the surprises we have booked in the dark rooms this year on superhero side.
Diffieat Marvel at the box office with the movie Suicide Squad . Bringing together for the first time a team not so nice heroes, the third film in the film universe DC heard fans who wanted new blood to the movies . Special mention to Margot Robbie, who embodied a fiery and delusional Harley Quinn. No wonder his character pays the luxury of having his own spin-off in the years to come!n the clan of newcomers disembarked in 2016, we inevitaby find the wacky and impertinent Deadpool. Totally psychopathic and megalomaniac character initiated an unepected turn in the Marvel universe . If the Avengers had left us a few well-phrases, it was nothing compared to the caustic humor and sometimes really bad jokes Deadpool . Loaded in violence, the film was released in Rated R … Whether we love it or hate him, unquestionably, Deadpool is one of those superheroes arrivals that marked us in 2016!
Finally, we could not finish this round of superheroes horizon that made their arrival to the movies in 2016 without Doctor Strange ! Again, it was a risky bet that was made in this fourteenth part of the MCU. With its psychedelic universe and parallel realities, Stephen Strange yet we well glued to our seat . And this is only the beginning of the adventure for Doctor Strange, where we would see well three villains that would be perfect for the rest in preparation. In short, 2016 gave us the opportunity to discover for the first time a good superhero gratin … then, inevitably, to the editing of melty, we ask for at least as much for the year 2017! And you, what superhero did you discover for the first time at the cinema in 2016?

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