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We bet that these actors have forgotten these films that give them shame

sivertime — Fri, 28 Apr 2017 17:21:02 +0000

We know what it is, we must start, pay the rent, put a foot in the business. But still, we have to talk about these films.
Their buddies still have to type bars, seen the file! Film null, ridiculous role, haircut or held not swagg at all … A thousand and one reasons to mock and chamber these actors become then real stars.
Hugh Jackman in “Oklahoma”
Adapted from the musical of the same name, this film was the first appearance on the big screen of the Australian BG. Finally, big screen … It was a telefilm, so no phew. Describes, in addition, as “a dance and singing extravagance”. Hard. Since he has re-edited the trick, the better, in Les misérables, we know that he likes to sing and dance, with class. But there, in Oklahoma, the realization, the screenplay, a little bit of messing up. Appearance: a shit for his record.
Jennifer Aniston in “Leprechaun”
Who would have imagined it in a horror film? Low budget? And, in addition, survive (her character eh, not her)? Well she did all that! The beautiful Rachel of Friends did not escape, at its beginning of hard labor. But good, apart from the cheap side, the film is not so disgusting then you can laugh at it with respect, anyway.
Sylvester Stallone in “The party at kitty and studs”
Perhaps the hottest of the list. And for good reason, since Sly has shot in an adult film! Some say erotic, rather than porn, well admit. In any case, the actor played without too much clothes and the children did not have to see this film . Excuse the future Rocky: the urgent need for thune because he could not even afford to eat. Ok, we admit, in this case, balek. And beautiful recovery after.
Emma Stone in “Superbad”
Unpretentious comedy, intended to make you spend 1:30 to laugh, or at least without thinking, this film has not too badly walked. He even launched the careers of Jonah Hill and Michael Cera. And that of another actress, then unknown or almost … Emma Stone. Which went on with other comedies, before taking the braid. For us, it was not so dishonorable but it was the star herself who said it in interviews : “This role was the most embarrassing.” Well, we put you on the list so you’ve looked for it.
Robert Downey Jr in “The Shaggy Dog”
Known for his roles in Iron Man and Avengers, as well as the cult Thunder in the tropics, the son of also began with roles not folichons. And yeah! Afterwards , the role was not very original since he interpreted a diabolical physician shaken and dangerous . While it is a Disney of the years 2000. The Americans really like to fuck scientists perched everywhere … In short, Robert Downey Jr plays a bastard who transforms Tim Allen into a dog. And makes grimaces and sarcastic remarks. That, to the limit, it was interesting because it indicated the potential of the man.
Kevin Bacon in “Animal House”
A role of relou he managed rather well say so! An unbearable slap head that everyone wanted to martyr and calm down, really . And more insults collected than Dollars on the bank account, of course. It’s the game. After that, Kevin Bacon had to continue his server taf, before he really broke with “Friday 13”. Then “Apollo 13” (a little kiff on the number 13?) And so on. Inevitably, “Animal House” would do task on a CV, we imagine it would disappear, for lack of place eh. Have you seen one or not? And if not, which one you want to watch out for?

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These movies abuse so much about violence that you know it’s to mess

sivertime — Thu, 27 Apr 2017 15:51:24 +0000

Violence, everywhere, all the time. In dialogues, actions, plans. It does not stop! And suddenly, you know it’s done purposely to have fun.
A little like you with your friends, when the insults and duels multiply, for the kiff. When it is done with good spirit, to laugh, between intelligent people, it passes. We control, we play. It’s still better than heating for real eh! And even to look, you kiffes. So you liked these movies!
pulp Fiction
Since then, the Tarantino style is no longer to be demonstrated, everyone has understood. And it has not changed either. Dialogues as staggering as provocative, lyrical flight, access to violence, bloodshed, fat guns … His recipe is known, and Pulp Fiction represents it perfectly. Rifle, chainsaw, insults of all kinds, sequestration, saber, stings and overdose … A bit of everything , no jealous!
Evil Dead II
A San Raimi horror film that dates a little (1987) but is worth a look. There is no restraint , one goes there: giclee of blood as thrown by a karcher, skeleton that walks with exorbitant eyes , close-ups on eyeballs propelled in the mouth of a girl, bastons wacky … It is Series B, have fun.
Zombieland
More to deride, it is difficult! People go straight into an amusement park specially designed to stop zombies . You can have it tied on flying chairs, challenge: touch them, and have a good score. Even in the city, the goal is to eliminate them with panache to get the “zombie kill of the week”. Kind by crushing the zombie with a piano falling from the roof of your house. Woody Harrelson, Jesse Einsenberg and Emma Stone had fun in any case. Bonus: there’s a cameo!
Tucker and Dale vs Evil
A group of teenagers arrives in the countryside to find their lost friends. And in bad posture. Except it’s going to mess! Already, the rednecks that welcome them do not make their task easier, and especially … they are too bad. The teenagers all meet, one by one … themselves . Falling on his own saber, missed plating and jumping into a cutting machine … Bullets. And you have to laugh.
Hot Fuzz
The absurd English comedy that makes us laugh. A cop too good drunk his colleagues in London and found himself sent to a lonely village. Where he still drunk. By being shit. Before discovering a mysterious story! Parody movies of action and horror, it’s a perfect mix . Cult replicas, gore murders, disgusting accidents, blood spurting well, huge rifles: enough to spend a good time, with humor.
Shoot ’em up
Smith has only one goal: to knock them all down. This will cause him to update the overall conspiracy, and to do damage. Already, the film begins with a woman giving birth in a hangar, assisted by Smith, who swings bastos, surrounded, to all the bastards . Afterwards, it’s a festival: editing at the McGyver to shoot guns automatically, bursting skulls, jumping fingers …
Machete
Robert Rodriguez is a specialist of the genre, and it is not for nothing that he is a friend with Quentin Tarantino! After Planet Terror, the director decided to go even more, and even more offbeat . That gives Machete, with Danny Trejo. Twisted sex scenes, fucking rhythmic fuck dialogues, waterfalls hanging from a man’s intestines, cut-out faces, a pitiless churchman: no limits!
Dead Pool
Given the character’s character, it was easier to know that the goal was to laugh. The guy is so into provocation, he never stops. And that does not prevent it from sacrificing damage! The heads explode, the teeth fly, the legs break, the fuckings of mouth arrive constantly … Deadpool enjoys the danger and violence . And we, too, with him. What movie did you most typing bars?

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Movies to watch to feel great, very large

sivertime — Fri, 07 Apr 2017 15:33:44 +0000

Nothing better than watching lilliputiens for 2h to forget that you galley to reach the top of your cupboards. And reboost your confidence.
It is not size that counts, it seems. Nevertheless, people continue to win you, it is obligatory. And that the moments when the situation reverses are rare! Dog of life. So here’s a way to take a step back and de-dramatize: watch movies with lilliputiens.
Gulliver Travels
The novel by Jonathan Swift (1721) inspired a pack of filmmakers for almost three centuries. Georges Méliès drew a short film in 1903, films were released in 1939 and 1960, before the last opus with Jack Black, Emily Blunt and Jason Segel in 2011. In the book, we see the writer Lemuel Gulliver, The hidden island of Lilliput, in the Bermuda triangle . And there, all the inhabitants are tiny! Suddenly, friend Gulliver becomes a giant. Like what, everything is relative. An unpretentious comedy that does good (no, we will not say to whom, no name).
Willow
Co-written and produced by George Lucas, the film was directed by Ron Howard with mass of special effects, a feat at the time and a real leap forward in the matter. Despite two Oscar nominations, Willow was not as successful as that. The pitch: an evil queen, Baymorda, reigns quiet until the day when a prophecy announces the birth of a princess, a sort of elected who will change everything . Which is called Elora (and not Enora, thank you). I tell you not everything, just that it is born and is recovered by a farmer named Willow (ah voila), who happens to be an amateur magician and tiny size. Magic, fairy, and all the brothel of fantasy, it’s not bad.
The Wild Planet
A little more than an hour of entertainment where you leave far. Science fiction, clearly. Some even say that you must see him in a bad state, good, not to push either but each his kiff. Basically, on the planet Ygam, the Draags live cushy, they are super intelligent giants. And their kids play with tiny animals, the Oms . Then one day, a “tame” OMS whose intellect was developed by a draag escapes. The desires and hopes of the Oms change, the balance put in peril. By the way: it was realized by a Frenchman (René Laloux), in 1973.
Ant-Man
Based on characters invented by Stan Lee, Jack Kirby and Larry Lieber, the film by Adam McKay and Paul Rudd scales the adventures of Scott Lang, aka Ant -Man. Capable of shrinking while increasing his strength, he must assume his power and help Dr. Henry Pym, mainly protect the costume of Ant-Man. Action, special effects, rhythm, you do not shit. As long as you love these films, of course.
The Inner Adventure
It’s better to see him when you’re a kid but hey, why not. A US Navy lieutenant devotes himself to a risky experience: get miniaturized and explore the body of a rabbit . Yeah, know why. Tuck Pendleton, the scientist saved Tuck Pendleton in the body of a supermarket clerk, Jack Putter. And there, Tuck must communicate with Jack as his oxygen supply decreases.
Charlie and the chocolate factory
A very popular Anglo-Saxon story since the release of Roald Dahl’s 1964 novel. Two film adaptations were made, including that of Tim Burton in 2005. Charlie, a very poor family, loves chocolate and The reference chocolate factory named Wonka , right next door. One day he was lucky enough to get his hands on the fifth and last gold note contained in a branded product, giving the right to a factory visit. Where are the Oompa Loompa, the people of Lilliputians who make chocolate.
Honey, I shrunk the kids
You have almost everything in the title, you know what. To clarify a little anyway: Wayne Szalinski is an original scientist, who tinkers with him and tries stuff. Including a machine to miniaturize the objects, well hidden away from his wife and his two kids, to avoid a dumpling. Of course, Amy and Nick will eventually climb and get shrunk by the machine, with the two neighbor’s kids . The four are found in the garden, in crazy jungle mode. Released in 1989, this Disney had its success with children. Remember who?

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Fans of “Game of Thrones” imagine the worst possible ends and are hurting themselves

sivertime — Thu, 06 Apr 2017 19:20:08 +0000

More than thirteen episodes and the series will come to an end. One moment that the fans wait and dread at once! Like the possibility of a good rotten end.
It was on Reddit that the delirium took place. A guy (Shaylw) asked the question: “What is the worst way they could end the series?” And there, they are several fans to have swung their worst apprehensions, ending crappy and frustrating goods. Not to say annoying! It’s gone, selection of the best of the worst.
The blow of “in fact nothing happened”
– Bran wakes up and realizes that everything we saw was only his dream, since his fall from the tower
– Davos Mervault was only reading a book
– Bran uses her powers to tell her father, in the past, not to go with Robert. His father listens to him, and so nothing happens.
What end for Jon and “Dany”?
– Jon Snow and Daenerys congregate and inflict a defeat on the white marchers. At the end of the episode, they celebrate it with a banquet with all their companions. And the Sandsnakes take advantage of it to stop everybody and to ascend the throne of iron. Jon and Dany whistle together, melted black.
– Jon Snow empties his blood at the foot of Daenarys: “But why ?” – She: “The violent delights end violently .” The camera goes back until you see Westeros as a map, unfolded on a huge table. In front of which Bernard (who? Of Westworld? Delirious of the fan) and Mélisandre are, while Joffrey walks there, naked, and proposes to them hors d’oeuvres.
Any reference to Dexter would be fortuitous …
– Winter has arrived. Jon Snow is preparing to go to sea, under a crazy tempest, with very probably death at the end. We’re moving ahead, Oregon, much later. A silhouette can be seen in the distance, cutting wood with an ax, near a tree. It’s Jon Snow, who has since become a lumberjack.
Big fight and end
– Jon, Cersei and Daenerys meet at the Battle of the Trident for a gigantic confrontation between their respective armies. Suddenly, Bran comes back from behind the wall with a three-eyed crow or a bullshit of the kind and pulls out a tirade about the real enemy who happens to be the white walkers. Daenerys, who uses all of his dragons, then kills him. And hop, they all live forever happy, in the best of all worlds. Cersei may end up self-poisoning or being killed by a wild boar, or other delirium. Sam never becomes a magician.
– Littlefinger (Petyr Baelish, eh) won everything and sits on the iron throne. He settles comfortably, hunts some shadows, and cowards: “I could get used to it.” Fade to black.
Westworld Psychosis
– Anthony Hopkins disembarks as the final battle begins and begins to repair a faulty horse. The camera zooms out and is heard asking the animal / robot questions.
And we end with the proposition probably closest to the true end:
– Everyone is too busy to be whipped in every direction and no one is prepared to face the white walkers. Assessment: the end of the human race. Which makes you laugh the most?

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We would have become friends with these TV monsters

sivertime — Fri, 31 Mar 2017 18:41:45 +0000

Supposed to be scary, they turn out quite funny and fun. What made us want to know them and hang out with them, when we had to be afraid.
An allegory of the appeal – against appeal. You think … and then it’s the other way around. A known blow and my faith always effective when it is well done, then why deprive it? There the writers create a monster that turns out to be a good paw. Gentile, funny, sensitive … So, once is not custom, one would have become a friend with him! Finally, with them, because we have several examples in mind more or less known.
Guy Mann (“X-Files”)
While Mulder and Scully think they are suing a big-footed villain for horrendous grizzly murders, who likes to turn into a monster, it’s the other way around. Guy Mann proves to be a lizard, at the base, before being bitten one day by a human . This gave him the ability to transform himself into a man and feel the same vicissitudes of life as our: to want to be recognized, loved. Not bad for a penny.
Clement (“Buffy the Vampire Slayer”)
Assumed to be a demon, Clement is a cream. Adoring Buffy and Dawn, playing poker-kitten with Spike, a loyal and devoted friend , he really does not deserve to be judged on his appearances. It’s true that his big ears dangling, his wrinkled skin and his growths grow back a bit, but “Clem” is a guy to the cool fact.
Five (“Seven Little Monsters”)
Fifth and last member of the twin siblings, Five taps a little on the system of the others. Already because one does not understand anything what he says, then because it connects the dumplings. As clumsy as hairy (mats his blue fur), Five apologizes to big strokes and asks for forgiveness with the smile and embarrassment of a child.
Cousin Itt (“The Addams Family”)
An energetic, especially from an aesthetic point of view. Extremely long hair hides the whole of his body, so much so that one does not know his face. His beret, his sunglasses in Beatles mode and his gloves are the only details visible . In addition, when he bargouines (with an English accent and a high-pitched voice), nothing is pinched. Except his family, including his cousin Gomez. In the end, he helps and visits everyone, so cousin Itt is accepted.
Herman Munster (“The Monsters”)
Creature born by Dr. Frankenstein – which is easily understood by the resemblance – Herman Munster left Germany at a very young age for England. Where it will be adopted by the noble family of Munster. In this series, this force of nature humps in the cemetery and does not disturb his colleagues too much. Above all, he becomes a good father, considerate, understanding, wielding irony and self-deprecation , loving to have fun like a child: balloon, toys, comics … and eating mass of pancakes cooked by his wife Lily.
Mr. Bumpy (“Bump in the night”)
As a big bug under the bed of a child, Mr Bumpy lives at night. It is the moment when he leaves his hiding place to play, to make jokes, to carry out perilous missions for his friends … Always persuaded that it passes, it tries everything. And sometimes , Mr. Bumpy just makes the gogole like your stuffed buddy, riding a plucked chicken or wearing a ridiculous wig . In spite of his appearance (fine limbs, 4 fingers with each hand, 2 toes with each foot), it has all the good buddy. Except that he likes to eat socks disguised or chewing gums already chewed.
Sweetums (“The Muppet Show”)
Of a high height, this hairy beast surpasses its human congeners, just as it often ruffles with its air constantly jaded and discontented. His bushy eyebrows (Fillon is a small player next to him) as well as his huge piss could make freak but Sweetums compensates by a passion for singing and dancing . Finally, this humble and sensitive monster loves to cuddle. Then as a beast of nightmare, we saw worse.
Cookie Monster (“Sesame street”)
Like an old-fashioned puppet of Guignols, covered with a thick blue fur, with the behavior of a kid. Of child, rather! Hardly able to express himself correctly ( “Me want cookie” ), with a limited vocabulary and a chaotic grammar, he simply eats whatever he can, all the time . Cookies if possible, if not what happens nearby. Much like the kids, they quickly loved Cookie Monster. If it were supposed to frighten them, the record is a failure. Which one would you choose?

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You do not necessarily know, but all these movies will soon be rebooted

sivertime — Thu, 16 Mar 2017 18:34:18 +0000

History stutters. The cinema, too.
This is not a bug in the matrix: according to “Hollywood Reporter” , the Warner wants to relaunch the dream machine / cash Matrix through new films. On the other hand, no one really knows how this return will materialize (reboot? Suite? Prequel? Spin-off?). The idea is above all to capitalize on a beautiful brand, still well identified among the general public . In the same vein, Hollywood is going to let us down a slew of reboot in the coming months, some of these projects may have escaped you. Here are a few.
Men in Black
The producers of the franchise have recognized actively working on not a film, but 3! A trilogy that will happen without Will Smith, but perhaps with a main character heroine according to the rumor . Woman in Black.
The Lion King / Aladdin
Obviously, it had to happen one day after “Beauty and the Beast” , “The Jungle Book” , “Evil” , “Cinderella” , Disney will adapt two of his classic live-action with “The King Lion “and” Aladdin ” . Jon Favreau will be in charge of the 1st named while Guy Ritchie will take care of “Aladdin” , of which a call to auditions was recently launched to find the actors. Kev Adams was not available or what?
Remember … last summer
Surfing on the wave of the slashers at the “Scream” , “Remember … last summer” has had its small effect on the young audience when it was released in 1997. And despite two rather flaky suites the last of which is out In 2006, Sony would be ready today to relaunch the franchise . The duo of directors Mike Flanagan / Jeff Howard, known for the horror film “Oculus” , is responsible for finding a coherent story around the original book of Loïs Duncan. Chills guaranteed.
New York 1997
Snake Plissken is back to break jaws. The anti-hero camped by Kurt Russell in this anticipatory movie where Manhattan became an open-air prison, could resume service in a reboot. Or a prequel “Planet of the Apes”, which would explain how New York sank in this way (and we would learn incidentally how Snake lost his left eye) . Produced by Fox, the film already has a screenplay written by Neal Cross, the creator of the series “Luther” . Note that another work of John Carpenter could know the joys of the reboot since a project with “The Adventures of Jack Burton in the claws of the Mandarin” is also under study.
Charlie and his funny ladies
After the failure of the second episode, “Les Anges rage” , there was really little hope to find Cameron Diaz, Lucy Liu and Drew Barrymore for a 3rd film under the direction of their beloved Charlie. And after the oven that was picked up the remake of the series in 2011, canceled after 8 episodes, there was even less hope of regaining any project around the license. And yet, Sony – still – would have decided to relaunch the machine with a new film, the realization of which was entrusted to the actress Elizabeth Banks . Wait & See.
Highlander
An immortal story. Do not be surprised to find her soon on the big screen. The project was entrusted to director Chad Stahelski, who made a nice taff on “John Wick”, and who already holds his villain in the person of Dave Bautista (preview in “The Guardians of the Galaxy” ). The good man will resume the role and sword of Kurgan. On the other hand, it is not known which actor will replace Christophe Lambert in the title role and cross the iron with the former wrestler …
Splash
In the Chelou idea genre, this one is not bad at all: to replace the sublime Daryl Hannah, who gave way to Tom Hanks in this classic of 1984, choice was made to take … Channing Tatum. Instead of a siren, the spectators will be entitled to a triton during this reboot . Faith, gaffe to the tail of fish for this film that has not yet director at the time I write these lines.
Starship Troopers
When it was released in 1997, the film of Paul Verhoeven had more than divided the critic. This violent and fascist film, a film by SF where soldiers wage war on giant extraterrestrial insects, then experienced several pathetic sequences directly bombed into VOD. The redemption transaction appears on, with next reboot led by screenwriters Mark Swift and Damian Shannon, who wrote the film including “Baywatch” ( “Baywatch” if you prefer). As for “Remember … last summer” , their taf will mainly rely on the original novel, “Stars, attention to you!” , By Robert A. Heinlein. Good luck.
Mortal Kombat
Another film with this devil of Christopher Lambert and his laugh of sheitan. We are not going to lie, the cine version of “Mortal Kombat” is a good nanar, in the line of action movies of the 90’s that seriously kiffait . A reboot is not likely to hurt him , especially as it is James Wan, director of “Conjuring” and “Fast & Furious 7”, who charbonne on the project . Finish it!
Scarface
A remake of a remake. This is how we should understand the next adaptation of “Scarface” , which will succeed the films of Howard Hawks (1932) and Brian de Palma (1983). Well, in our minds, Tony Montana will forever be associated with Al Pacino eh . What will prevent us from going to take a look at this new version realized by Antoine Fuqua ( “Training Day” , “Shooter” ) with Diego Luna (seen in “Rogue One” ) in the title role. The guy will be Mexican – not Cuban – and will go to his dirt in Los Angeles. Another film that will make zizir the side of the White House …

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The movies you see and see in scred ‘, because it is not glorious

sivertime — Thu, 16 Mar 2017 18:10:37 +0000

Old, clichés, abused, slow, absurd: the qualifiers can vary infinitely. Still, you love these films, and you do not count the times you looked at them.
If we were known, it would be the kind of record that would weigh on us like a sword of Damocles. Enemies would try to make us sing by putting pressure on us: “Do as you like, but if you do that, I’ll talk … about your cinematic tastes …” So much to assume right away. Without any swinging either, only five small examples. Otherwise it’s hot, to say everything …
Bloodsport
We needed at least one with our JCVD. We could have made a list only with his films from elsewhere (Kickboxer, Street Fighter, The Big Tournament, …). Going to Bloodsport, where the beautiful, kind and generous Frank will do everything to avenge his old friend (a few days) , the rocking wrestler Ray Jackson overwhelmed by this scraping of Li. Impossible and love story as a bonus. Warning, you realize all the same that there is not much happening in fact. A bit like in the Dragon Ball, more talk than a fight in the end. But hey, let’s have it anyway.
Movie, 1980, 1990, 2000, Remembrance, Childhood, Enjoyment, Shame, Best, Lol, old, bof, folder, Disappointment, Revu, Bloodsport, Van Damme, Action, Karate
“Oh damn, I said, loud, to everybody …”
Mortal Kombat
So already the pitch, it is a sorcerer sent to a tournament by an emperor of Overseas. Why ? To win it and thus take control of the Earth, spread there evil and desolation. Boom, tension. Inspired by the video games that we burned for hours and hours , we kiffé. Even if Raiden is played by Christophe Lambert, that Johnny Cage is not so impressive that the film does not break three legs to a duck.
Demolition Man
A small duel Wesley Snipes – Sylvester Stallone, it does not refuse. Muscle, mouth … and muscle. Yeah, we’re not going to invent things either! While the first incarnates a psychopath and the second a cop to the expeditious methods, it starts badly. For Sly / John Spartan, condemned to cryogenization after having killed the 30 hostages with his primitive techniques . And Snipes / Simon Phoenix, captured and cryogenized as well. Except that, many years later, the latter wakes up, stumbles and escapes. Then we wake up the brutal cop to chop him. Aaaaah, here, the fight and the explosions, it’s still the base.
Love actually
Served by a cast 3 stars (and still, we could say much more), this film of 2003 passes unfailingly on the television, several times a year. At Christmas, during the holidays (all or almost all), when the programmers have already redone their catalog … And you again and again these ten stories of love, some of which are related. The opportunity to see London, Hugh Grant, Liam Neeson, Emma Thompson, Keira Knightley … A little guilty pleasure.
Ali G
Long before “Borat” and “Brüno”, the first film where one plunges into the delirium of Sasha Baron Cohen. Following his sketches on the show “Da Ali G Show”, the film was born. She lives with her grandmother in Staines (West End of London), with her dog 2Pac and her friends Ricky C, Dave and Jezzy F. When he rains with the rival band in the east quarter, In the Super 5 race . Bossing a little at the recreation center, he motivates himself to go on a hunger strike when he learns that the center will close. Finally, selective hunger strike! And by making crap, he becomes a Conservative MP, pulls out files on his Labor opponent … Has anyone ever dared to say in the evening that he loved these films without pressure?

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One “did you know” very WTF on South Park, to stick to the series

sivertime — Tue, 07 Mar 2017 19:58:32 +0000

Created by two friends a little stamped, the series “South Park” has already marked history with its history. About which, there are plenty of stories.
And bim, put in abyme. #Keskiya, # boiling … #enflammade? Ok. Well, to come back to the fact, South Park has always been carbureted for years, and necessarily, there are things to tell. Aside from the fact that the two creators only complete each episode a few days before the broadcast, they are tearing it apart, as you do with your assignments, their adventures contain a lot of anecdotes and details. Fans is for you.
The creators do not remember certain episodes
At the time of season 3, the two companions, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, worked at the same time on the film that was going to go out to the cinema. As a result, their agenda was full, they never stopped working and writing. To the point of swinging episodes in the gas, to write to feel, limits in a second state . The episode where a panda is sexually harassed, among others. They have no memory of it. But according to their comments in their dvd, they find the idea funny anyway.
The screenwriters of “Game Of Thrones” were influenced by the parody of South Park
For Black Friday, they swung an episode in which they repeatedly tapped their characters in gardens. When David Benioff and DB Weiss saw this, they understood the message and calmed down on the scenes of that style , as they themselves confessed in the DVD of Season 4. Besides, in a scene , Olga Tyrell tells Margaery: “If I have yet another walk through the gardens, I throw myself off the cliff .” The power of South Park my guy.
George Clooney made the voice of a character
Go ahead, I’ll let you go. For fun. Frankly it’s impossible to know! Why ? For you can not recognize his voice . Chelou huh? It’s simple: Clooney interpreted Stan’s dog, in season 1. So he only barked. Here. Inevitably, it’s hot.
The association Gilles de La Tourette congratulated them
This episode is mythical. Cartman makes believe that he has Gilles de La Tourette’s syndrome in order to insult everyone tranquillou, normal, covered. And instead of being shocked, in automatic indignation as too often the association that deals with this disease in the United States explained to have adored the episode, that the creators had well transcribed the symptoms.
There are often hidden aliens in the background
Since the first episode where Cartman is removed and probed, the extratrestrats are present in the plot. There is even an episode where life on earth is presented as a vulgar reality television, organized by the aliens. And according to counts, you can see aliens encrusted in the background hundreds of times . In the crowd, in front of a tree …
Scientology has tried to intimidate creators
Some lack humor and retreat, can not laugh at themselves. A random example of the Church of Scientology. After the first (and not the last) episode in which Trey Parker and Matt Stone mocked them, the Church launched an investigation into them. Listening to communications, tracking bank statements, digging trash to find out about their diet and drinking … That’s it, anything. To find nothing in the end. And continue to get pruned. And bim, in the teeth. What anecdote makes you laugh the most?

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You can not wait to see the actors of “The Big Bang Theory” in movies?

sivertime — Thu, 16 Feb 2017 20:08:29 +0000

It is now known that they had other roles before exploding. Included in other series. But we forget the films where some have already appeared.
That this is not the main roles does not detract from their performance. They have assured and contributed to the success of the film, and this gives us the opportunity to see them in another light. Before they replay again in feature films, this time scrutinized by all.
Johnny Galecki in the movie “The Fir has the balls”
He has 14 pins and is in 1989. In this film, he plays the role of Russell Griswold, a cheerful teenager, son of Chevy Chase aka Clark Griswold. A film unknown to the battalion here in France, which was part of a successful franchise on the other side of the Atlantic . And a role that served to reveal other actors, having also interpreted “Rusty”, such as Anthony Michael Hall.
Jim Parsons in “Garden State”
Far from the asocial geek Sheldon Cooper, the actor was called here Tim, a young man with surprising life. Lover of a much older woman weedy smuggler , and employed to wear a steel knight’s outfit. Including to walk around and have breakfast. What remains one of the best scenes of this film where you laugh most of the time. Info: Natalie Portman plays in.
It is more creeping limit like that …
Simon Helberg in “Like Cinderella”
You see the awkward Howard, nerd, stressed, unintentionally kissing “The Big Bang Theory”? Well this is almost the same thing in this film of 2004 where he meets Hillary Duff and Chad Michael Murray. Under the name of Terry, he spends his time following the pretty woman and hopes to seduce her , still in her bubble.
Mayim Bialik in “Over the Life”
A movie to look under the duvet, when you have a soft stroke. But who can very well make you chill too, let’s be honest. Love, friendship , life what … More sparkling and sexy than in Amy , the actress appears here as the child version of the character Cecilia Carol Bloom. Rousse, smiling and very young, limit you do not recognize her.
Kevin Sussman in “Wet Hot American Summer”
A classic (with Paul Rudd and Bradley Cooper) in the stupid comedy genre that you look without thinking, just to laugh foolishly. And after all, when the mission is accomplished, it proves that it is done right. Despite a minor role, the one known as Stuart, the manager of the comic books store, brings its stone to the building. Here Steve, he only speaks with a robot voice and possesses super natural powers . All this is in a camp where the facilitators try to re-establish the situation on the last day. Has anyone ever looked at them?

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Happn unveils 10 tips to charm and match more

sivertime — Fri, 10 Feb 2017 18:00:05 +0000

Valentine’s Day is fast approaching. If you want to have a chance to charm before February 14th, start by applying these 10 tips given by Happn!
The Valentine’s Day is in a few days and you’re always alone? No panic, there is still time to remedy the situation and have a date on February 14. It will just have to give the best of yourself. Fortunately, the App dating Happn has taken the lead in helping you match. And that’s VERY good news. Concretely, after having unveiled the best of the Parisian clubs to make meetings, Happn proposes today to reveal to you, suddenly, 10 tips to optimize your profile on its app … and on other dating apps! These tips are very serious since they were thought out following the analysis of about one hundred of the most charmed profiles (= the Tinder match) in different countries. Before you reveal these good tips, you should know that if you are a man with short, brown and bearded hair, you leave with a head start to collect charms . Also, in Turkey, India and France, photos in costume, at work or during a wedding, are particularly popular. Last remark, “in France, it is rather the men, posing with their camera, who seem to attract the feminine gente”, reveals Happn. Now, place on the boards!
As a priority, highlight 5 photos in your profile, this is the ideal number. “To draw attention, the first photo must be a portrait where the face is clearly visible and highlighted . ” And, above all, make sure to choose quality photos! No, the pixel or the blur are not “a way to emphasize your artistic soul” . And do not put too much on your potos: “You have a lot of friends and enjoy partying with them. It’s great, but on his profile, we avoid putting pictures with all his friends and Privileges the solo clichés ” . It should not be that your potential target prefers your best friend to you anyway. Also, do not bother to ask with Medor or Mustache. The animals do not attract more charms, it is said. Even if we are all alone in the picture, “we smile, we are happy” … and we put on color . Although, in France, the black and white photographs are rather appreciated. Anyway, priority to natural light rather than artificial: one forgets the flash. On the other hand, we do not forget to share his holidays abroad, his holidays or his sports sessions. “The photos must transcribe your lifestyle, your passions” . And, of course, we take a pose that puts us to our advantage. We give you the latest advice from Happn , as a bonus, but it should not really concern you: “For girls: we opt instead for a light, natural make-up (except in Turkey, Spain, Great Britain and the United States where The women are a bit more primed in their photos). Photos where the women have the hair detached are the most appreciated ” . What do you think of these tips?

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We like all the cops, especially when they do not take themselves too seriously

sivertime — Fri, 20 Jan 2017 18:10:26 +0000

To the devil the zeal, the seriousness of each moment, the frozen face. When they resemble us, joking, cracking, missing, we adore them. The proof with these films.
Hot Fuzz
Too good and effective, Nicholas Angel saves everyone in London. So to be quiet, his colleagues and superiors send him to Sandford, in open country. A village where there is no tail dale and especially where the police do as little as possible, leaving people to act as they choose, forgiving small offenses. Nicholas teamed up with Danny, a tough bachelor who dreams of crazy missions, so he’ll coach him to make him a pro like him . Before they come across a most serious matter! On the menu: parodies of successful classics, jokes potaches, exaggerated bloodshed …
Bad Boys
Ah Mike and Marcus, sacred duo. Everything contrasts them: the physical appearance, the working methods, the way of life. So inevitably, their relationship is never of any rest and you have the impression of seeing an old couple. They still agree on one thing: chop the mobsters and celebrate it as it should be . So, they are ready for anything, like exchanging their identities (in the first episode of the saga), taking a bullet in the ass (Marcus), typing sick pursuits, rolling on a shanty town in a yellow hummer In the 2) … The guys force, without stopping. Both in the 1 and the 2.
The fatal weapon
A classic, surely even the classic. The one that inspired all the others, including “Bad Boys” of which we have just spoken. Two guys find themselves working together and on paper, it looks complicated. Roger Murtaugh celebrates his 50th birthday, is married and has three kids. Martin Riggs is young, widowed and has no fear . Investigating the death of a young woman (daughter of a Roger’s friend), they suspect something far more shady. The scenes of action are mythical, as are the dialogues and the famous “I’m too old for this bullshit” Roger. And that is that the 1. There are four to watch in everything.
The Nice Guys
The opportunity to see Ryan Gosling playing a big loser. Alcoholic, depressed, hustler, he plays Holland March, a private detective, who investigates to find a certain Amelia, following the murder of a porn actress . What does not please this lady who hires Jackson Healy (Russel Crowe), a brute, to break his mouth and calm him down a bit. But when Amelia disappears, the two begin to work together to continue the investigation. As best they could.
Beverly Hills cop
Eddy Murphy has its peak, you can watch all the movies in the saga without ever getting tired of it. It is also because he is very well surrounded and we have before us, not a duo, but a trio of cops who do not care about everything. Last but not least Axel Foley and Billy Rosewood. The more embarrassed they are, the bigger the guns, the more they go . And you have the third thief, John Taggart, who follows, never able to calm them down, who complains before cracking and participating in the party. And there are some unforgettable punchlines. And hop, three movies to watch.
21 Jump Street
Two champions who must help each other and associate to present a passable profile. T’as Morton, the big one, no one in the physical tests but intelligent, and Greg, the opposite. When they meet at the police school, seven years after high school, they understand that they need each other to graduate. Once that is done, after a first missed mission, they are sent to a high school to chop a dealer. Apprentice wizards who improvise and count (a little too much) on luck so that everything goes without a hitch. And they are being lectured by a superior who discovers that they put more eagerness to pass for cool guys and kiffer to the maximum this second passage in the lycee than to advance the investigation.
Rush Hour
When the Chinese Consul’s daughter, Han, was kidnapped, he immediately thought of Inspector Lee. One of the best elements of the Hong Kong police and especially the former personal bodyguard of the girl, Soo Yung. Except that the Ricans do not like to be allowed to do their job, then the FBI swings in James Carter’s paws. More clown than cop, Carter occupies Lee as he can … until Lee escapes and meets the consul . On mission, Lee will have to catch Carter who finally takes the game. Except to ruin plan A of the FBI. Kung-fu, pretension, mouth-fucking (Lee frees nothing to English), mutual aid, a slow understanding of everyone’s world: there is everything and it works. So, two other films will follow to go up to three episodes the saga. What movie makes you laugh most?

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The Walking Dead: The 5 funniest moments in the series!

sivertime — Sat, 14 Jan 2017 17:25:14 +0000

Yes, the series of zombies can be funny and even The Walking Dead sometimes happens to snatch us a smile in the middle of the drama …
The wait continues and when we wondered if there is little Rick was still underestimate Negan in season 7 of The Walking Dead, we offer you now a little relaxation. Even if the characters go through many trials difficult and the post-apocalyptic world after a zombie outbreak n’est not always very funny (if ever), The Walking Dead is still occasionally the opportunity we offer Some funny little scenes that relax the atmosphere. After all Rick, Daryl, Michonne and other people are almost like the others who also have a sense of humor – even if we do not see very often on the screen .
Rick relaxes
In season 6 Rick and Daryl, the two “bros”, go on a supply mission (during which they will fall on Jesus) by car. Facing the long journey that awaits them, Rick decides to put on some music, it is deaf to the protests of Daryl who literally begged not to this CD. Lack of bowl, slamming fingers on a good country air seems to please Rick …
Chocolate bar
The Walking Dead does not make many jokes, but when it comes the least we can say is that they are well, very well anchored in the plot. In season 3 when Michonne, Carl and Rick fall on Morgan, Michonne takes a chocolate bar to him because it is the apocalypse and that digs. Three seasons later, in season 6 when Morgan is part of the group, he asks Michonne if she stole her bar, which she denies. It was only later in the season than Rick Morgan admits that yes, Michonne had indeed taken his chocolate bar …
Abraham’s replies
Few characters have also invariably funny replicas Abraham who during his short life in the series (RIP) never missed one to express in the most vivid way possible . Among the friendliest include “I’ll let you shave too soft a dolphin” , “Mother dick!” , “I do not care as the testicle of a monkey” or “Suck my nuts” . In short, a flowery language that we already lack.
The magnificent sculpture
In season 3 right in a dramatic little scene in which Carl talks about his mother Michonne saying he would like Judith know what it looks like, it Michonne says she would anyway be returned to the bar where the Photo of Grimes was hooked because she could never leave without a beautiful statuette of multicolored cat .
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Finally talk about how The Walking Dead cult funny scenes not to mention burn Maggie inflicted Glenn . While the two young n’en are at the beginning of their relationship, Glenn slips to Maggie that he remains 11 condoms … to which she replies “You, you see 11 condoms, I see 11 minutes of my life lost forever ” . Aaah Glenn … we miss you …
Here is our little tour of some of the funniest scenes in the series. Difficult to mention them all, but we also think of the encounter of Daryl, Rick and Jesus, during which Jesus makes them turn into a jerk or even to the replicas of Eugene. .. In short, do not hesitate to share the moments you’ve found the funniest and pending whether the result will always be a laugh, find out why a person may not return in season 7 of The Walking Dead ! And you, what scenes made you laugh?

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Not too many good resolutions for 2017, we still want to see beautiful cracks

sivertime — Fri, 30 Dec 2016 18:25:49 +0000

As usual, we will wish ourselves full of good things, it will stink the kindness. But you need improbable tricks, slips, as these actors did.

Charlie Sheen
Very strong, it takes people to the frontiers of reality. And of course, without playing, without preparing his shot. As often, he teased the drink and other substances until finishing unconscious in his hotel room, with a chick enclosed in his toilet. An evening that went badly and which cost him his place in the series “My uncle Charlie” that cardboard. While sending her to a detox center ‘.
Christian Bale
Recognized as one of the best actors at the moment, the Welsh is also able to leave away without script. On the set of “Terminator Renaissance” a technician made him mad by dint of returning to the stage to adjust the light. Bale finally said he could not concentrate because of it (say, it is admissible) then pick up on a monologue of more than 3 minutes during which he blazed all the crew. A beautiful monologue that was recorded and went well afterwards.
Amanda Bynes
No need to be a reference to fart cables. The actress of “Robots”, “Love to the drift” or “Hairspray” meets regularly problems with the marechaussee. A kind of “I do not love you either”, where love and hate are never very far … Some highlights: stopped phone at the wheel, she bar before the cop gives him his fine, Go back to the station. Or a little rubbing on one of their car. Or refusal to blow into the balloon and asked Obama himself to transfer the bad cop who lied about his condition … Otherwise there’s also leak offenses of driving without a license. A real.
Mel Gibson
He has always had warm blood and an unfortunate tendency to see conspiracies everywhere. Suddenly, when policemen tell him that he is driving dangerously on the Pacific Coast Highway, a little quick, Mel Gibson sees it as a stubbornness. He tells his life in mode “I’m already not well ouinouin” before threatening kind “I have the arm long, I will avenge”. Not glorious but nothing serious. After a cons … Suddenly, the old hero of “Mad Max” fate as the Jews are responsible for all wars and asks one of the Schmitts if any one . I think it’s called a skid. Not controlled. And we do not want to see Mel again. Find something softer.
Shia Labeouf
A genius that will be understood only in decades, vilified today, incensed tomorrow. Well, maybe. In any case it has the potential. Arrest in an airplane because stuffed (and noisy) sky, freestyle rap rap or radio, directed by himself matting movies for 24 hours in a movie theater, the actor of “Wall Street: The money never sleeps “or” Fury “surprises up and down. Including the festival carpet, as in 2014 in Berlin for the film Nymphomaniac, it arrives with a bag over his head, with this message: “I’m not known” . Why ? Because he had misjudged the criticisms on the social networks. So, there, he sulked.
Mathieu Kassovitz
Cocorico! The director who exploded twenty-one years ago with “La haine” now makes French PAF. For better and for worse. As for pure art, he knows how to do, no worries. On the other hand, when taking a position, it usually stings. Kassovitz frequently shoots at the mouths of “comrades” of the cinema and fucks royally from their reactions. Sometimes, the one who is also actor now likes to give his opinion on the news, for the pleasure. As when Kim Kardashian was sequestered and stolen recently in Paris. It’s totally free and you feel like he’s kiffe. Come on, forecasts about who could slip in 2017?

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These series of characters say what they think and balek

sivertime — Tue, 13 Dec 2016 17:47:18 +0000

Consciously or not, they do not put filters in place and swinging live. What shocks the other characters and makes us laugh.

Generally, it causes an immediate reaction. The discomfort, anger, escape … including in real life, like when Hayao Miyazaki smashes AI CG animation technology before the President of Dwango, Nobuo Kawakami, who finds himself sheepishly. Their delirium was to create robots that can mimic a human, in this case her how to draw. And legend Miyazaki gave his feeling quietly flamethrower. Excerpts: “I am totally disgusted” and “it is an insult to life itself.” Boum, #nofilter. Since these series of characters .
Sheldon Cooper in “The Big Bang Theory”
You can not even accuse him of doing it on purpose to get you, cause you. In fact, it is completely above it. He does not even include delirium can be upsetting. For him, all truth is good to speak clearly . For you to digest after, that’s your problem. If you are stupid if you stink, if you make the wrong choice and another Sheldon tells you.
Incarnate clumsiness, stupidity verging at times. Unlike Sheldon, can be attributed to his inability to censor the failing connections between neurons. And if you’re nice, we attribute this to his childish side . This leads Phoebe to offend his friends regularly without realizing it and swinging punchlines like: “If we were in prison, you would be my whores .”
One season was enough to make an outsider. Performed in the first season by Matthew McConaughay, the inspector made his taf and the point bar. The rest does not interest him. Integrate into the job, getting along with his partner, find a girl … He never rounded corners and spits the truth hurts stride . Voluntarily, for once. It just annoys you and your little feelings. Life is a fight, should not be fragile.
If we had to choose one word to describe it would be impulsive. This is a blood James! Finally, it was … Well yeah, to force it open and wanting to be right, stir the shit, whatever the cost, the inspector ended up falling on the Bay Harbor Butcher . That is to say, his colleague Dexter Morgan, who was kidnapped and then stumbled. When looking crap, we must never forget that it is wrong to pin if there’s a beefy face.
He also knew what he was doing. It is a bastard that can absolutely hate. Cynical, cold, cruel, haughty, the doctor does not help really to put a good atmosphere in the hospital Plainsboro Princetown. At the same time, when you’re in a bit of misanthropy, it indicates a clear lack of willingness to create social bonds . If he kills you miss a note to complete your shitty day, will be seen in thirty seconds and you’re served. Including physical. No limit.
It belies all adages. “Only the truth hurts” or “The truth comes from the mouths of children” yes, okay, but the lies and manipulations of Cartman too. Machiavellian, the kid will stop at nothing to get his way . Morality, respect the old, the teachers, the politically correct taboos not to discuss in public, damn. Whether to be rude and offensive, no problem for Cartman. An evil genius. Which you prefer?

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