The movies you see and see in scred ‘, because it is not glorious

sivertime — Thu, 16 Mar 2017 18:10:37 +0000

Old, clichés, abused, slow, absurd: the qualifiers can vary infinitely. Still, you love these films, and you do not count the times you looked at them.
If we were known, it would be the kind of record that would weigh on us like a sword of Damocles. Enemies would try to make us sing by putting pressure on us: “Do as you like, but if you do that, I’ll talk … about your cinematic tastes …” So much to assume right away. Without any swinging either, only five small examples. Otherwise it’s hot, to say everything …
Bloodsport
We needed at least one with our JCVD. We could have made a list only with his films from elsewhere (Kickboxer, Street Fighter, The Big Tournament, …). Going to Bloodsport, where the beautiful, kind and generous Frank will do everything to avenge his old friend (a few days) , the rocking wrestler Ray Jackson overwhelmed by this scraping of Li. Impossible and love story as a bonus. Warning, you realize all the same that there is not much happening in fact. A bit like in the Dragon Ball, more talk than a fight in the end. But hey, let’s have it anyway.
Movie, 1980, 1990, 2000, Remembrance, Childhood, Enjoyment, Shame, Best, Lol, old, bof, folder, Disappointment, Revu, Bloodsport, Van Damme, Action, Karate
“Oh damn, I said, loud, to everybody …”
Mortal Kombat
So already the pitch, it is a sorcerer sent to a tournament by an emperor of Overseas. Why ? To win it and thus take control of the Earth, spread there evil and desolation. Boom, tension. Inspired by the video games that we burned for hours and hours , we kiffé. Even if Raiden is played by Christophe Lambert, that Johnny Cage is not so impressive that the film does not break three legs to a duck.
Demolition Man
A small duel Wesley Snipes – Sylvester Stallone, it does not refuse. Muscle, mouth … and muscle. Yeah, we’re not going to invent things either! While the first incarnates a psychopath and the second a cop to the expeditious methods, it starts badly. For Sly / John Spartan, condemned to cryogenization after having killed the 30 hostages with his primitive techniques . And Snipes / Simon Phoenix, captured and cryogenized as well. Except that, many years later, the latter wakes up, stumbles and escapes. Then we wake up the brutal cop to chop him. Aaaaah, here, the fight and the explosions, it’s still the base.
Love actually
Served by a cast 3 stars (and still, we could say much more), this film of 2003 passes unfailingly on the television, several times a year. At Christmas, during the holidays (all or almost all), when the programmers have already redone their catalog … And you again and again these ten stories of love, some of which are related. The opportunity to see London, Hugh Grant, Liam Neeson, Emma Thompson, Keira Knightley … A little guilty pleasure.
Ali G
Long before “Borat” and “Brüno”, the first film where one plunges into the delirium of Sasha Baron Cohen. Following his sketches on the show “Da Ali G Show”, the film was born. She lives with her grandmother in Staines (West End of London), with her dog 2Pac and her friends Ricky C, Dave and Jezzy F. When he rains with the rival band in the east quarter, In the Super 5 race . Bossing a little at the recreation center, he motivates himself to go on a hunger strike when he learns that the center will close. Finally, selective hunger strike! And by making crap, he becomes a Conservative MP, pulls out files on his Labor opponent … Has anyone ever dared to say in the evening that he loved these films without pressure?

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When Hollywood talks about “big”, it’s not high level

sivertime — Fri, 13 Jan 2017 17:21:51 +0000

We feel the will to do well, to denounce the treatment against obese people. But it is so awkward that it is missed.

It’s easier said than done, we agree. The subject is sensitive, the pitfalls to avoid many, easy criticism. Well, when you attack this kind of project, you know it, then you work accordingly to remain irreproachable. Now, these films give the unpleasant impression of having been made over the leg, just to make laughing handsome, sometimes to the detriment of the people supposed to be defended. The shot of the happy end to cover and excuse everything else is not always enough .
Pitch Perfect
First thing you do not cut: Amy sees himself recalculated directly by the Barden Bellas, the women’s music group of the university. Not even a chance, go hop, the big she clears! Then, to compensate for his physical, she is forced to act goofy way without stopping , to make people laugh and make friends. And last but not least , in the movie, it presents squarely in the sweet name of “Fat Amy” Amy fat what.
Love actually
A film where the theme is to be interested in all forms of possible love between human beings is beautiful. And it’s pretty well done. But where it stops, it’s about the Prime Minister played by Hugh Grant. The guy does not question the fact of going out with a woman much younger than him, nooooo, that’s normal , it is the basis, but rather on the width of her buttocks and her chubby side (compared to A skeleton, yes). That works on the contrary.
Professor Foldingue
So yes, the movie ends up in happy end with Sherman Klump who happens to be loved for what he is, without artifice, with his overweight. And fortunately, because the whole film is seen to give up love, saying simply that he does not deserve it. Wholesale reflex, what. And vicious circle for those who see it young and already lack confidence. When you see it in college, bah you and all the rest rather retain the casanova side of his slender alter ego Buddy Love than anything else.
The Colo des gourmands
Gerry Garner happens to be overweight and does not like his parents, who send him to a camp during his summer vacation. Baptized Camp of Hope, this one consists in regrouping children considered too big and to submit them to a program mixing sport and diet in order to lose weight. Obviously unable to control themselves, the kids are feints to order pizzas, sodas and other quality foods, while avenging Tony, the chief torturer . Finally, rid of Tony, the kids will make efforts under Pat, the new cool boss who insists more on fun than competition, blabla … What was the message actually? It’s confused. Must be fat or not? Is it cool or not?
Extra-large love
Hal only strikes women beautiful, that is to say thin in fact, it is a principle. It was even a recommendation from his father on his deathbed, so the son runs to make him proud of the afterlife. Well, I suppose. Until the day when Tony, a guru hypnotizes and makes him see that the inner beauty of women . And bim, he falls in love with Rosemary, though much bigger than he accepted before. Should it be lost, possessed, mad to get there? The question will have an answer when the spell is broken. Who also asked about these films?

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The movies you see and see in scred ‘, because it is not glorious

When Hollywood talks about “big”, it’s not high level