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Badass heroines at the cinema, dares tell them that it’s the “weak sex” to see!

sivertime — Thu, 16 Feb 2017 19:11:23 +0000

Will not upset these girls or else you risk paying it with your life.
And of 5! Sélène is slipping her leather this Wednesday, February 15 for the release of “Underworld: Blood Wars” in which she will still try to calm the ardor of vampires and lycans. A blockbuster in the form of jewel case for this heroine which has known to impose itself over the years in the very closed circle of badass girls of the 7th art .
In fact, if tomorrow a 100% female Expendables were to see the light, she would certainly be accompanied by these killeuses.
Ripley in “Alien”
It is not a few aliens of anything at all who are going to drunk madame during his trip in the Space. Ellen Ripley is the epitome of a strong woman who needs only her courage and her gun to survive in a hostile environment . An example for eternity.
Selene in “Underworld”
At the heart of a merciless war between lycans and vampires, Sélène chose not to choose any camp, except that of peace. Well, this peace you do not get by waving a white flag eh. The sexy Kate Beckinsale is rather adept at the strong method, with guns and tight-fitting leather outfit as main arguments . The lady is still in danger of sending us a dream on February 15th …
Katniss in “Hunger Games”
A rebel of the society. Katniss made her May 68 by refusing to indulge in the little game of the powerful who wanted roughly that she crashes or stumbles her boyfriend Peeta in a macabre reality show. The miss has more than one rope to her bow and represents the ultimate source of inspiration for the new generation .
Black Mamba in “Kill BIll”
If your blaze is on his list, you can already go and pray for a sweet and fast death. Thirsty for bloodthirsty vengeance, Beatrix Kiddo aka Black Mamba has cut into slices all those who left her for dead at her wedding, including this Bill’s crack . Tarantino pure juice with a Uma Thurman at the top of his art, which could be found for a third episode according to an insistent rumor. We are already saying yes.
Rey in “Star Wars VII”
The turn was risky, to the point of arousing a certain skepticism in the fans. But finally, JJ Abrams made a master stroke by starring a woman , Daisy Ridley, in Star Wars VII: The Awakening of Strength . His character Jedi warrior is at the heart of the new intergalactic arc, and soon showed his qualities by kicking the ass of his cousin emo Kylo Ren. The Force is with her.
Nikita
Luc Besson has the art and the way to put women in the spotlight. We saw him recently with “Lucy” (Scarlett Johansson), “Colombiana” (Zoey Saldana) or “The Fifth Element” (Milla Jovovich). But the one that opened the way to all these badass heroines is undoubtedly the French Anne Parillaud in 1990 in the punchy “Nikita” . The story of a condemned to perpet ‘who is recruited by the French secret services to become an ultra-efficient killer. From gold to bar.
Trinity in “Matrix”
The real ones know: Neo may be the Chosen One, without the help of Trinity, he would still be in his rotten jaws on the dark web. The miss is a weapon of mass destruction, capable of breaking a whole squadron of cops, as in the mythical intro scene of the first film . This is not a bug of the womb, it’s the holy Trinity.
HIt-Girl in “Kick Ass”
Again, if Dave Lizewski aka Kick-Ass has the 1st role in this parody of superhero movies, the most badass character is the opposite sex. A little girl a few years old, who instead of going to dissect frogs in the course of SVT in college, prefers to practice on real people . Naughty, of course. Hit-Girl is an it-girl that deserves to be on this list.
Lisbeth Salander in “Millenium”
Despite her faceless physique , Lisbeth Salander defends the widow and the orphan as an Amazon warrior in the “Millennium” trilogy . Gare the guys who beat their wives, the latter have for guardian angel a little girl as balèze as a dragon.
Alice in “Resident Evil”
Fallen into the land of the zombies, Alice has become hardened to become a war machine. With her, a season of “The Walking Dead” would last only one episode, time to bone all the prowlers of the country . Take that in your face Rick!

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Kaamelott: What intrigue for the film?

sivertime — Wed, 18 Jan 2017 18:39:43 +0000

While the film Kaamelott should have entered production, what can we hope to see in the film of Alexandre Astier?
When the first book of Kaamelott was released, the success was immediate. M6 has commanded many seasons over the years and Alexandre Astier has become one of the most adored humorists on the net. It is not for nothing that with the advent of social networks and other GIFs, Kaamelott enjoyed a second life and a community of fans has emerged. A community that hopes for one thing: to find King Arthur and his band of broken arms. Good news since December 10, 2015 exactly , the actor / writer / composer / director Alexandre Astier had announced that shooting a feature film on the big screen should start at the end of 2016. While fans say YES to a Kaamelott movie , what plot can we expect?
The last season of Kaamelott presents itself as a prologue to the first book. Spectators were able to discover Arthur before his coronation as king of Britain , during his service in the Roman militia. The particularity of this season lies in its format rather long and not taking place in the same sets as previous ones. For this new vision of the King’s history and its ascent, Alexandre Astier had seen high and in the midst of the gags placed territorial disputes between Brittany and Rome. A way to make the series thick and offer the fans a true mythology and interpretation in the Alexandre Astier sauce of the legend of King Arthur. For the film Kaamelott, whose shooting approach , two options therefore offer the writer.
Continue the momentum of the sixth season and offer a response to a cliffhanger that left on their hunger many spectators and finally offer a conclusion to the Grail Quest existed since the first book. Even if the first option was swept away several years ago by Alexandre Astier, there is no indication that the man has not changed his mind. The latter also insisted that the film should take the form of a trilogy, to ensure a developed narrative frame. If the Grail Quest is the subject of feature film, fans will be pleased to find Perceval, Karadoc or Owain . Characters who made the salt of the Kaamelott series and its success. It will nevertheless be necessary to wait a little while before the first information fall and the Internet finally discover the official intrigue of the film Kaamelott.

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Kaamelott: The best replicas!

sivertime — Fri, 06 Jan 2017 17:47:14 +0000

While the film Kaamelott should start production (if not already done), small selection of the best replicas of the series!

With his series Kaamelott, Alexandre Astier has marked several generations with replicas all more funny than the others. Replicas that fans like to stand out when the opportunity arises, coming from a multitude of characters (very) often broken arms. Perceval, Karadoc, Leodagan, Owain … all were treated to worship sentence by the charm of Kaamelott which we say yes to a version on the big screen . And it was during the early potential production of that we have decided to select you the best phrases of this cult series . Sentences very often imagined by Alexandre Astier himself whose hopes are the same in the film!
Leodagan is the beautiful father of Arthur. Often grumpy and very big mouth, the character has regaled us with his scathing replicas !
“Politics, I know that a soldier for thirty and first bumpkin bumpkins who complains about taxes, cut his foot” Radical.
“You are married like me. You know that the monstrosity can take many forms,” What put you off marriage rather quickly.
“Take the wheel, for example, it’s festive, because the condemned man is tied up and he starts breaking his arms and legs, and everybody can come with his little stick. festive !” We know how to have fun at Leodagan!
“It’s true that this mania of not wanting to torture is curious. Leodagan wishes really to torture.
Kradoc, its engine is fat . And the knight has proved it to us many times.
“If the young people start to believe in this bullshit, we are heading towards a generation of depressives, fat is life!”
“That’s it … I see trouble … it’s lack of fat, I dry up …”
“Sir, you’re coming to save me from hypolipaemia, I’ve got more fat in my blood, I’m going to start poking and losing my hair!”
Perceval, the faithful sidekick Karadoc, shines really not his intelligence . His stupidity even tends to strain King Arthur …
“It is not false !” Replica worship: when you do not understand what you’re told, get this sentence, it goes alone.
“Once I’m at a performance, I approach a girl.” To laugh, I do it: you’re the hanged man’s family, it was his sister! A fine dredger this Perceval.
“” Incandescent, that means who can grab objects without re-emerging on others. ”
“No kidding, we could not celebrate the death of the guys I know for once? It’s always the death of your friends you celebrate, me in four days is the anniversary of the death of ‘Uncle to me, without doing it on purpose he shot himself with a bow.’
“In Languedoc, they call me Provençal, but it is me who has goured me by saying my name: in Brittany it is the Big Pheasant to the south, and to the north, it’s just Ducon.”
Also interpreter of King Arthur in Kaamelott, including filming approach , in addition to being a writer, Alexandre Astier regaled us with replicas of his character that was not always the language in his pocket.
“After a while, he’s really Druid, this guy, or he’s been fucking me for fifteen years?” In the face of Merlin’s incompetence, the King loses patience!
“One hour before, I always say to myself:” Well, I’ll have lunch with Perceval, I’m glad “[…] Well, after I’ve eaten with you, I’m sorry, In the middle of the meal, I always want to burst the skull with the edge of the cup, there you see, to make you … shut your mouth once and for all.But if not, I love you”
“It’s true what they say, you are the son of a demon and a virgin? You have taken more of the Maid” Merlin takes a second KO
“No, I think you have to stop trying to say stuff, it tires you already, and for others, you do not realize what it is. I’m gonna kill you, I think, sorrow, eh, I swear it’s not good, you need more than you talk to people. ”
Owain, half-brother Arthur, also marked by its cheesy side . In Kaamelott , the character quickly crazy the poor King.
“I refuse to fight to support a policy of territorial expansion whose legitimacy I do not recognize.”
“When he opened the belly of the troll, I received a stream of acid that practically acidified me!”
“And I sympathized with a creamer who explained to me the ins and outs of his profession with great simplicity!”
“I was so angry, I threw them one of those looks … They did not come to get the change from their room.”

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