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If ever a buddy balances that a Batman movie is tearing inevitably, temp it with this info on “Batman and Robin”

sivertime — Fri, 24 Mar 2017 18:21:19 +0000

Released in 1997, with Joel Schumacher on the controls, the film had made a flop. Not much met expectations. The proof with these anecdotes.
Time is still working. With hindsight, it is possible to laugh at everything. If so, really. The director, the actors, the spectators: everyone has had time to digest the disappointment and we can talk about it quietly. Including these things, by turns surprising, embarrassing, amusing.
George Clooney made muscu by wearing his costume
Interpreting the role of Bruce Wayne / Batman, the future DILF (according to women, apparently), Georgie was lugging tens of pounds on her back during the shoot. The rubber suit weighed alone 23 kg. It’s manageable, we agree. Except that you add the cape, weighing 18 kg. And there, it’s more the same game! And the worst thing was that he had so much gallanty to remove it, that he frequently did not have time to get to the pits of comfort, we will say.
Very few Batman master plans
If you look good, you’ll see that most of the time Batman is framed to the legs … and not below. From the close-up on the Italian face up to mid-thighs, passing by the chest, waist and American plans, one sees it well. Except his feet! Aber warum? Simply because Clooney wore as little as possible his boots . He wanted to be flex to walk around or play basketball on the set. So, hop, feigned the Armorican, we do not frame down. Unhealthy assassin (in this case Joel Schumacher)!
Coolio as an actor rather than a rapper
So in full hype, notably thanks to his title “Gangsta’s Paradise” released two years earlier (1995), the rapper appears in the film, as Banker. This apparition surprised. But what is even more surprising is that the native of Compton did not contribute to the soundtrack of the film. What did not prevent this one from being sacred platinium disk and to constitute the major success of the film. Thanks to The Smashing Pumpkins, REM, R. Kelly or Bone Thugs-N-Harmony.
Go to the room can pay big, watch Schwarzenegger
We all know the course of the Austrian, who took as a model a bodybuilder from his adolescence before becoming Mister Universe and reaping roles in cinema, on the other side of the Atlantic. For the role of Doctor Victor Fries aka Mr Freeze, Joel Schumacher wanted a big and strong actor . Here is a rather simplistic portrait-robot. So the choice was obvious: Schwarzy. Only things to accept: shave your head, wear blue contact lenses and support the glitter on your body. When you pay $ 25M in exchange, you do it. Everyday. That pays off the annual dues, I think.
Clooney has not kiffe
But not at all. And nothing at all. Neither his performance nor the film as a whole . Ugly horrible fright, for George. Regarding him, he said he had “ruined the franchise” . As for the film, he had not gone there either: “a loss of money” or “a disaster” . After, of necessity, when you have pissed on it several times because of the costume, you are necessarily a little jaded. In any case, it will not be resumed there.
Failure attested
All other films received nominations for the Awards. The best direction for “Batman The Challenge”, special effects and makeup for “Batman Returns”, photography, music and special effects for “Batman Forever” … And for this one? A slew of Razzie Awards nominations! Worst film, director, remake or suite, couple, second roles (masculine and feminine). Balance: a good big misfire, and a 73rd place in the Allociné list of the worst movies of all time.
Plans abound on … buttocks and nipples
Will know why, guys have multiplied the (big) plans on some very specific parts of the anatomy of the characters. So, ok, they were well molded in their costume, well developed. The air sharp, trimmed. This does not mean that the camera should be attached to the buttocks and nipples at the slightest opportunity. The shooting may have fallen during a special period for the director and his assistants … Failing to be interesting, this film is at least funny, is not it?

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Is there an email address to ask Hollywood to stop these types of movies?

sivertime — Thu, 02 Mar 2017 18:22:57 +0000

Every week, new films are filled. This makes it a hundred per year. So inevitably, not all are masterpieces. Especially those genres.
Sometimes, by wanting to be creative, it becomes anything. And sometimes, when the original ideas repeat, it becomes heavy. So if we could forget these types of films for a while, it would not be a big loss.
A white who hires a black for an improbable job
The guy wants to chop the donzelle but has no experience. Neither instinct. Neither … nothing at all. Ok, it’s hard, I understand you want to improve. And who knows who is going to help her? The great and beautiful Will Smith. And you have “Hitch”. Doug is going to marry Gretchen, and it was unexpected. Asphalt, with glasses, nerd, he mug a beautiful blonde. But how to pretend to be cool? To invent a black friend for the wedding (cf “Witness to rent”). And to complete the loop, how to prepare to go into jail in the States (cf “Get Hard”)? Likewise, seek the help of a renoi who, already, has already been confronted (even on a combination of circumstances like here). Soapy slope guys.
The Bible, you know?
One can not discuss its influence on the world, it would be an incredible denial. And, after all, it can indeed give beautiful works, considering the dramatic material and the ideas conveyed. However, from there we focus on the maximum of events (“Exodus”), characters (“Noah”) … Or we make remakes of movies that were very good as they were (“Ben-Hur”) … We know that it is not beautiful but if you continue we will set quotas. It’s okay, we’re disconnecting. But be careful anyway.
Adam Sandler films his vacation
Lucid and honest, he even acknowledged himself during various interviews. Basically, it can be made of wheat by turning movies to the cunt, to laugh with his buddies and to move in cool places . So, yes, he does. And we would do it too. “Montagnes forever” (1 and 2), “Le mytho”, “Famille recomposée” … Comedies without pretentions, and fortunately because it is not folichon. And you lose 2 hours of your life. And 10 €.
Teenagers in love struggling for a better world … and impossible
Some will say that life is a bitch. Including the life that characters can expect in a film, in an imaginary society that prevents them from being happy . A counter-utopia called dystopia. If yes, you see what it is: “Divergente”, “The labyrinth”, “The ferryman” …
What if we were to make a Disney but with humans?
Perhaps it is a way of fighting unemployment? To preserve the contribution of the human against the invasion of the machines, the robotics, the digital to everything goes? Or just just redo the pony, easily. “Cinderella”, “The Book of the Jungle”, “The Beauty and the Beast” … When you see the trailer of the latter, you know that this is a remake of the animated film. And it will probably be pretty well done. The problem is that we do the same thing. Less surprise and originality for us, more comfort and money for Hollywood.
Mark Wahlberg replays history, and can change it
So there is choice, no stress. You can start with “Stalking in Boston,” in which the investigation of the two brothers who committed the attack during the Boston marathon in 2013. You want something at sea? So mate “Deepwater Horizon”, which looks back on the explosion of the said oil platform in 2010. Do you want something in the air? Patience, it could happen. For Mark Wahlberg explained oklm that with him, September 11 would not have happened : “If I had been on this plane with my children, he would not have crashed as he did . ” Let us admit. But there’s a question I’m asking: is he talking about what plane? And then it’s easy, eh, to swing that. With me, The RC Lens would be triple winner of the Champions League but they did not recruit me, so much the worse for them. Other things to add?

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These movies where you want to shake an illogical character who makes crap

sivertime — Fri, 24 Feb 2017 18:47:00 +0000

Like a friend you like and you see a bad decision, despite common sense. You shout: “No, but are you serious?”
It must have happened to you already. You look at the scene, you do not understand why the character does this, it makes you crazy . You want to tart, make him aware of his dumpling, limit you insult him. But it’s true, brothel, why does he do that?
A day in hell
In the previous opus, Crystal Trap, the story ended badly for Hans Gruber. This thief and big tart had seen his plans thwarted by an unknown cop, John McLane. And there, his brother Simon finds nothing better than to call and involve him? He said to himself, “I want to gallerate with a snake who has already force-fed my brother” … There is a moment, we must know what we want. When you first want to succeed in your plan and steal gold, you concentrate on it. To hell with pride and vengeance.
Alien
How to complicate the work of his team and jeopardize a mission of egg? Practical tip: Include someone who does not share your plan at all, lie to him, and run the risk of being expedited . That’s exactly what Burke does with Ripley. He hopes to bring back a living alien, she only wants to exterminate them. And naturally, he will get them to join him, hiding his real plan.
Inception
You know it’s a bullshit, you should not, but you do it anyway. Will know why … The madness to think that it can take another turn, the desire to believe, the desire to have desire … But a big bullshit anyway. Like Cobb who lets Mall listen to his own thoughts and perceptions, while he knows perfectly that this is the devil of his dreams . And she’s gonna blow everything up in the air. It was enough to cover her ears so that she heard nothing and could do nothing. But no, it would be too simple! Then it’s gift, and obviously after it fuck the shit by bumping Robert Fischer.
Spiderman 3
Either he is con to race, or he loves evil and manipulates people. Who ? The butler Bernard, who works for Harry Osborne. The guy knows from the beginning that Harry’s father did not die because of Spiderman but leaves him nevertheless his employer thirsty for revenge , looking for sticks to Peter Parker / Spiderman, beating and being disfigured, before Let go of the info at the end … “Your father died because of his own glider, no Spiderman” . Kind, “ah yes, by the way, I know stuff eh, and that might interest you.” Bastard, you could not tell before?
Iron Man
Pepper is worried about Obadiah Stane’s embezzlement, she has captured his dubious business and says he will eventually taint Tony Stark’s reputation sooner or later. Let us admit. Except that to be really quiet, friend Tony could also avoid walking in 4m suits and smashing everything in downtown Los Angeles. Play it low profile. But hey, I say that …
Matrix
There’s a time for everything. To eat, to sleep, to think, to act, to argue … And then, when Agent Smith tracks Trinity and Neo relentlessly, do not argue. No, I’m sorry, you do not have time to cut the fat . It’s simple, you have to pick up the phone that rings in the cabin to disappear and save yourself. And Trinity, she decides to embark on a laborious monologue, full of hesitations, silences … all that to say nothing finally and risk their lives. They’re okay. But never again. You will make confidences and statements later, thank you. What other examples do you have in mind?

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Looking back, you realized that these TV series things were dangerous and harmful to society

sivertime — Fri, 03 Feb 2017 19:04:36 +0000

Young, we laugh quickly and easily, without thinking too much. The possible consequences, especially unfortunate, are only manifested much later. Examples.
We are all at fault. We looked, we laughed, we talked about it, some may have even done and imitated. Today, when you see these stuff again, talk about it with people or plainly find out the damage this has caused, you’re sorry. You did not guess.
Being like an asshole and yelling = being the chef (“Master Chef”, “Nightmare in the kitchen”)
The poor apprentices and employees took pride in all the world. The customers, the camera, the viewers … And besides, impossible to answer Gordon Ramsay. They had to close it, completely, apologize. You, you laughed handsomely and the idea made its way into your brain that the head can all afford . Making fun of people, not respecting them, shouting like a skunk.
Wearing ugly sweatshirts = being stylish (“The Cosby Show”)
Under the guise of being a special character (Bill Huxtable), Bill Cosby always wore absolutely disgusting sweaters. Colors, patterns, combo with both: it was funny as well as in bad taste . Problem: Today people do the same in real, thinking to stand out and be swagg.
Customize your crate in painting = give it more value (“Sheriff scare me!”)
Bo and Luke roll mechanics in their red Dodge Charger. Until then, I will. Giving him a name, General Lee, is going to happen. For cons, the cross painted on the roof, they were not required . We go in the “customization” of kéké, flashy, which costs an arm and will complicate the resale. You never see the money invested with this bullshit.
Say “Cowabunga” before a brilliant action = t’es un BG (“Les Tortues Ninja”)
Known as a gimmick of Michelangelo, Cowabunga is also used by Snoopy, Bart (“The Simpsons”, in case) and other characters. Kesako? It is a kind of war cry, self-encouragement, to give oneself of the countenance before a heroic attempt. It’s funny when you’re a kid, a little tense when you have exceeded 20 pins . Even if you’re a surfer or skater.
Opting for Bowl Cutting = Assuming Originality (“The Big Bang Theory”)
The series should suffice you to realize that this is not a good idea. No, it’s not beautiful. About person. The proof Howard galley to nab despite repeated attempts and mental strength. Fortunately, Bernadette was conciliatory. Do you want more? Jim Carrey in “Dumb and Dumber”. Guys, it was for the Beatles in the 60’s because they compensated with other things. We can not.
Drag and chop everything that moves = being a casanova (“How I Met Your Mother”)
Barney Stinson is lucky, almost all the women who go to MacLaren’s or where he hangs in New York are pretty pretty. As a result, the damage and regret are less. This does not alter the fact that it is neither more nor less than a horny sod, a sickly mytho and a coward . We laugh, but see a buddy turn into Barney and think it’s life, it’s sad. Do you know people who unfortunately reproduce this kind of behavior?

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