These movies abuse so much about violence that you know it’s to mess

sivertime — Thu, 27 Apr 2017 15:51:24 +0000

Violence, everywhere, all the time. In dialogues, actions, plans. It does not stop! And suddenly, you know it’s done purposely to have fun.
A little like you with your friends, when the insults and duels multiply, for the kiff. When it is done with good spirit, to laugh, between intelligent people, it passes. We control, we play. It’s still better than heating for real eh! And even to look, you kiffes. So you liked these movies!
pulp Fiction
Since then, the Tarantino style is no longer to be demonstrated, everyone has understood. And it has not changed either. Dialogues as staggering as provocative, lyrical flight, access to violence, bloodshed, fat guns … His recipe is known, and Pulp Fiction represents it perfectly. Rifle, chainsaw, insults of all kinds, sequestration, saber, stings and overdose … A bit of everything , no jealous!
Evil Dead II
A San Raimi horror film that dates a little (1987) but is worth a look. There is no restraint , one goes there: giclee of blood as thrown by a karcher, skeleton that walks with exorbitant eyes , close-ups on eyeballs propelled in the mouth of a girl, bastons wacky … It is Series B, have fun.
Zombieland
More to deride, it is difficult! People go straight into an amusement park specially designed to stop zombies . You can have it tied on flying chairs, challenge: touch them, and have a good score. Even in the city, the goal is to eliminate them with panache to get the “zombie kill of the week”. Kind by crushing the zombie with a piano falling from the roof of your house. Woody Harrelson, Jesse Einsenberg and Emma Stone had fun in any case. Bonus: there’s a cameo!
Tucker and Dale vs Evil
A group of teenagers arrives in the countryside to find their lost friends. And in bad posture. Except it’s going to mess! Already, the rednecks that welcome them do not make their task easier, and especially … they are too bad. The teenagers all meet, one by one … themselves . Falling on his own saber, missed plating and jumping into a cutting machine … Bullets. And you have to laugh.
Hot Fuzz
The absurd English comedy that makes us laugh. A cop too good drunk his colleagues in London and found himself sent to a lonely village. Where he still drunk. By being shit. Before discovering a mysterious story! Parody movies of action and horror, it’s a perfect mix . Cult replicas, gore murders, disgusting accidents, blood spurting well, huge rifles: enough to spend a good time, with humor.
Shoot ’em up
Smith has only one goal: to knock them all down. This will cause him to update the overall conspiracy, and to do damage. Already, the film begins with a woman giving birth in a hangar, assisted by Smith, who swings bastos, surrounded, to all the bastards . Afterwards, it’s a festival: editing at the McGyver to shoot guns automatically, bursting skulls, jumping fingers …
Machete
Robert Rodriguez is a specialist of the genre, and it is not for nothing that he is a friend with Quentin Tarantino! After Planet Terror, the director decided to go even more, and even more offbeat . That gives Machete, with Danny Trejo. Twisted sex scenes, fucking rhythmic fuck dialogues, waterfalls hanging from a man’s intestines, cut-out faces, a pitiless churchman: no limits!
Dead Pool
Given the character’s character, it was easier to know that the goal was to laugh. The guy is so into provocation, he never stops. And that does not prevent it from sacrificing damage! The heads explode, the teeth fly, the legs break, the fuckings of mouth arrive constantly … Deadpool enjoys the danger and violence . And we, too, with him. What movie did you most typing bars?

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In fact these films are coherent and one should not have doubted them

sivertime — Mon, 06 Mar 2017 18:39:38 +0000

Sometimes it is easy to laugh at the slightest opportunity. Too quickly, for we can miss explanations that are there, under our noses.
Who loves well chatises as well. So we will take refuge behind this (very practical) expression to find an excuse and present this in a positive way. Because, yes, we have already criticized a film by accusing it of incoherence when it was simply us who ration a detail , a justification, a logical element. Better late than never, we can do our mea culpa here and now.
Star Wars: the awakening of strength
Leia leads the resistance, but against whom? Against what ? The Empire was destroyed so there is no longer any opponent to resist. Whatever ! The new senators of the republic look up at Leia … For they do not believe in the existence of the First Order, composed of the few survivors of the Empire . But this one will grow, and Leia has done well to set up a private military group.
Mom I missed the plane
In the beginning, we are told that a tree fell and damaged the phone lines of the house where Kevin found himself. And we see her mother galley to join her, from Paris. Normal. Then we see Kevin ordering pizzas, tranquillou. WTF? In fact, the tree could very well have made impossible the long distance links without doing the same on the local calls. The operator AT & T confirmed it, it was totally possible with the functioning of the time.
Batman VS Superman: The Dawn of Justice
Superman is supposed to be able to hear everything, to perceive everything. So why does not he use his super power to hear his mother, know where Lex Luthor hid it? It’s true brothel, it is con or it is con! In fact, if he had tried, he would have heard everything. All. So all the murmurs of the city, the complaints of everyone … So finally, it would be inaudible. And he would become mad, disturbed by all his voices. This is in any case the explanation of director Zack Snyder, who claimed to have shot a scene like this but have deleted it.
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
Okay it’s funny and it moves, but why did they leave the mine in the wagon anyway? ‘ Frankly, was not it simpler? Well, no, actually. If one looks carefully , when the released kid gets through the area caressed by the lava, he does it on a wooden board . However, it catches fire before the others can use it as well. Hence the roller coaster after, in the wagon!
pulp Fiction
We all remember the scene where Vincent tells that a bastard scratched his case. Voluntarily. Shocked, he does not understand that anyone can do that. We think this is a dialogue like that, just to fix a funny scene . Now, when you put the scenes back in chronological order, you understand that it was Butch who avenged himself, after their rather tense meeting at the bar.
Pacific Rim
What do they expect from God? Without dismay, if Mako and Raleigh had used the sword earlier, the problem would have been settled much more quickly and easily. But no, wait until the last moment … Stop: no, it’s not just to shit and the movie lasts longer . There is a reason given during the television news: the blood of the monster is toxic and will contaminate the water of the ocean. This is designated by Kaiju Blue. Who had not taken good and well all the time?

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These movies abuse so much about violence that you know it’s to mess

In fact these films are coherent and one should not have doubted them