That’s a fair rating for alcoholics sign of the Zodiac! Guess who 1?

2018-02-26 18:55

That’s a fair rating for alcoholics sign of the Zodiac! Guess who 1?
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Did you know that your alcohol preferences depends on your date of birth? At least, so say the astrologers, reports Rus.Media.

Offer you alcoholic horoscope!

So, here is a ranking of all Zodiac signs from non-drinking to the drunks:

12. Capricorn.

Capricorns are very reserved. Even alcohol doesn’t affect them as a relaxing tool.

If Capricorn decided to escape from problems through alcohol, he would drink long and hard, but never tense. Capricorn is often inclined to depressions, because it is looking for in alcohol, then inspiration, then oblivion. When not helping either one nor the other, Capricorn can become permanently sober.

11. Fish.

Fish can not drink! Fish quickly lose yourself plunging into the abyss of alcoholic potions. The Fish become too soft and pliable.

After passing all stages of addiction to alcohol, get rid of the bad habits of the Fish difficult, so among Fish drunks are rare.

10. Cancer.

Cancers, being tipsy, I like the venting in the company of loved ones and a bottle of excellent liquor.

However, if the Cancer will take over soul too much, he was surprised with the behavior of others. So much had accumulated in his soul finally find the exit. Cancer knows that alcohol is contraindicated to him, but continues to be applied to the stack, and then repents.

9. Lion.

Lions know the rules. They are not averse to drinking, but as a rule, almost do not reach the point.

They know that excessive alcohol consumption threatens them with loss of face and respect what they cherish. But the drunken lion fan of classic Russian vodka, breaks all the rules can be fun and violent at the same time, and quiet and shy with a hangover.

8. Aquarius.

Aquarians are happy to take part in any friendly feasts, but it cost them a lot of stress. They do not always get pleasure from the alcohol, so you can often hear from the Aquarius the phrase “I don’t drink.”

Though drunk Aquarius and it looks good, his nervous system is suffering from alcohol. Aquarius is so original and interesting that can order alcoholic drinks, which most people have never heard of.

7. Scorpio.

Scorpions are exposed to stress and emotional tension. Alcohol for them is often a way out of difficult situations. Scorpions drink, so they have to do is for a good reason.

Drunk they were dangerous to the surrounding community and for themselves. Never tell Scorpios they’ve had enough. In Scorpio, two misfortunes after drinking: depression and self-loathing to people dizzily and uncontrollably erotic flirting.

6. Virgin.

Most born under the sign of Virgo — the opponents of alcohol. However, if they drink, there is it culturally and with dignity.

Virgo is simply created in order to restore order in piatco. The virgin drinks accurately, with feeling and with deliberation, without losing the habit of watching all of them.

5. Taurus.

Taurus is not against drinking expensive wine. Taurus prefers to drink slowly, in a comfortable environment.

Drunken Taurus is becoming more sociable and then makes a pilgrimage to friends and acquaintances. This peaceful creature can be terrible in anger, so you need to distract Taurus from trying to engage in a conflict. Drunken Bulls — fans dance and sing.

4. Sagittarius.

Over drinks Archers immediately become the soul of the company. But if Sagittarius will drink too much, then to speak will be extremely straightforward.

Drunk Sagittarius might seem tactless, really is a natural directness that has nothing to do with anger. Sagittarius — the soul of the company, an interesting conversationalist and quite reliable companion for going to an unknown party.

3. Libra.

Libra is fond of expensive drinks, but is often sorted out with alcohol. The hangover the Weights is the worst. That is why people of this sign try to control myself.

They love to taste everything new and unknown. However, Libras do not have self-control, so there is a prospect to get into all sorts of trouble.

2. Aries.

Rams and sober, draws on all sorts of things. They should drink, so they completely lose their sense of proportion! Being drunk, they are looking for adventure on his head.

Therefore, it is recommended to drink with those who are to deter them in a moment of alcoholic rampage. The companions of RAM, if possible, should protect him from injuries of the head and face. A drunk Aries is a great case to get what you want from him, if other methods fail.

1. Gemini.

When people of this sign have a drink, not their words or behavior did not change. They are adequate even under the power of alcohol. Twins can drink without visible changes of mood and behavior.

That’s why they like to drink often and a lot — more than all other signs. In a drunken state Twins often surprise others with precision and originality statements. But most importantly — they are one of those who is always ready to throw a drunk out of the blue!