4 household killer of marital sex

2018-03-03 19:39

4 household killer of marital sex
Staying together, you made love at least 7 times a week.

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Then 3 times (normally, the hormones bubbling ceased). Then you have come to sex on the weekends, if not to have sex on vacation. How so?

You can blame everything on fatigue, deadline pressure, children and chiefs. But, let’s be honest: the majority of adults will always be half an hour of love — even after work, even before. Why not to use them? And because most of us at home have these four sex-killer, reports Rus.Media.

TV

While television was not invented, sex was for the people the main entertainment and source of pleasure. Came home after work, had dinner — and if you can’t sleep, what else could you do?

In fact, if you have a separate bedroom (separate from living room, nursery, library and office), then it can only sleep and make love.

But sooner or later almost all family people for some reason, dragged to the bedroom TV. Cuddling away and watching a movie — it’s so romantic (especially if the living room, where once hung the screen had to be converted into a nursery). This almost huge…

And then, wham! they lay cuddling and watching the show. Just lie there and watch: and entertainment, and a source of enjoyment, and even the dispenser of emotions. Finished watching and already the alarm five hours later he rings and we have to choose between sex and sleep.

Vacuum cleaner

Purity is unattainable. Especially in the city. Especially with Windows on the highway. If you managed to live with it and you are able to live in the dust from the parish until the arrival of the cleaners, then it is likely the regularity of your intimate life is the approval of doctors and envy is dedicated.

But if you are one of those for whom “cleanliness first”, then you will hardly be affordable even sex on the weekends: every evening, vacuum every Saturday General cleaning. Sex as a residual. And is usually slightly.

But even this is not the main problem. If cleanliness is important but only one of you, as a rule, this one and spends the evening with a vacuum cleaner, and on weekends, rolling out of the image of the partner: “Why me? Why don’t you help?”

Partner, in turn, suspects (perhaps, incidentally, is true), that the vacuum is just a cover to not make love, and also offended. And when you are constantly at each other offended — what here sex?

Pets

To hamsters, pythons and kaimana, perhaps, have no complaints: sit yourself in the banks and the terrariums, not to disturb anyone. But cats and dogs people have a strange relationship. Some citizens allowed these mammals to the marriage bed, which in itself contributes neither to the quantity nor quality of sex.

First, purely for reasons of hygiene, naked in bed already not zapihnesh.

Secondly, live in the sense that the act of love at any time can be interrupted by the attack of a predator… it might be exciting, but these are not the majority.

Third, a warm furry animal, regularly gets under the side and under the arm, in General, satisfy the need for tactile affection and conjugal tenderness has nothing to do with this adds.

Oh, and most importantly: he sits and watches! You have sex, and he’s looking at.

Phone or tablet

You come, happened, in Facebook middle of the night and realize that you’re not alone now don’t have sex: all the people in the Network, all solve the world’s problems, or even talking about sex.

Lie, comment, the man at the waist enough, and you tell him this: “right now, right now”… And you can not even notice for months that no sex because like all night and really into that stuff.

The phone should be off at night at all (to put, for example, automatic disconnection from 23-00 to 7-00 — and let the whole world wait) or to kick him out of the bedroom. If you just turn on silent, this infection starts to vibrate at the wrong moment, which knocks you off your rhythm, or Shine with the screen, irritating and distracting.

When you have your first year of marriage, that is, of course, trivia, and passion does not interrupt. And when you’ve been together five years and leave not expect, it is tempting to decide that the husband (wife) is always there, and the information in sms, maybe am outdated.