8 phrases not to say drunk man

2017-12-30 15:31

8 phrases not to say drunk man
But if he sometimes drinks very moderately and on occasion, you definitely need to read this.

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If your boyfriend doesn’t drink alcohol out of principle, never — this article is not for you, reports Rus.Media. But if he sometimes drinks very moderately and on occasion, you definitely need to read this. Because sooner or later there will come the moment when he burst into the house on the horns. And you give him something to say. And a very good reason.

And where have you been?

Now, if you asked where he was cut, picked up, distribute or even nastavenia, husband with a satisfied smile told where. And with whom. And for what reason. But coming from? Men, just so you know, not hanging around. Even if they are in the truest sense of the word hanging around it they “walk”. But if they walk in the truest sense of the word — they… Well, anything. Rest, for example. But don’t run around. You now put his manhood (which is ego and which is not figuratively) on the anvil and cracked the top Pudovik hammer. Bdist — cake was squashed. He will avenge! Right now.

My mother used to say…

If you don’t want to hear what he really thinks about your mother, don’t say that! Because censorship is nothing he does not think. Though, because she thought something was wrong. Otherwise, why would you remember now, huh? Come on, come on, could you elaborate on that…

Don’t know how to drink — do not drink!

He does not know how to drink? And how dare you doubt it, woman! He’s just cookies were poisoned. In General, if you want to know he’s still in school, summer in the country… No, you certainly don’t want to know about how your baby, covering teenage acne bandana, bought sinusny moonshine the women of Mani, the unofficial Queen SNT”agrostroy” and the village of Fedjunina. You don’t want to know about how many liters of the booze they’ve talked with the Drone, Alex and uncle Michael. And who is this uncle Mike you also do not want to know. But I have to. Right now. But who you pulled the tongue?

Maybe you’ve had enough?

Attention! Dangerous moment! Your boy can be as gentle as a fawn, in good condition, but now it will Wake up the boar. You, woman, are you going to specify? Are you going to control it? Yes, in my mind, do you, unhappy?! It is quite possible that he himself decided that he had enough, were going to miss the last shot and go to bed. But now is not to happen. Now he vilaca another bottle, just so you had no idea that he was ready to dance to your tune.

You yourself in the mirror?

The question is rhetorical, of course. But rest assured — you will give the answer. Very wordy will give the answer. Florid. First goes the cry “have you seen this?!”, and will be followed by a long list of your shortcomings. How real and invented. Alcohol spurs the imagination, so you know. So what mirrors do to rush.

You’re so like your father!

That is, if his dad liked to drink. Instead of the Pope can appear uncle, a drunk classmate Tukanov, Petrovich from a neighboring apartment or Boris Yeltsin. In General, a violent drunkard who came to a bad end, but the blood of loved ones to drink yet. Remember, it is unique. And he even gets drunk. He gets drunk special. Because he’s not an alcoholic, but… now you know who he is. Well, if it turns out that he’s an unrecognized genius. And then maybe a sufferer,frustrated in his personal life, to be. That, I agree, is unpleasant. In the morning he will remember nothing, and you’re a month to survive’re on the subject, when you have him all wrong.

Sleep it off first, and then we’ll talk!

No! Adjure you — no! Alcohol is a very strange effect on the male brain and especially in the Department that is responsible for memory. All that man remembers is how to do and where to move to get home. But POPs up an archive of long-term memory — the one about the barefoot childhood. Drunk man is a boy. Approximately eight years. What boys do in childhood? Right, do no matter what to do, it is important to reverse. In spite of. Evil. In General,we are warned. This night you will not sleep. You want to talk to him because now he will not leave for anything. This man always has something to say!

You promised me!

It is not necessary to play on the guilt, don’t. Because it’s feeling a drunk husband exaggerated. He immediately repent, plunk on his knees, strew ashes on his head and begin to apologize. And don’t think you’ll like it. Because it will compliment thickly and climb to you with kisses. Are you sure you want to kiss this creature?