The biggest bastards among the signs of the Zodiac

2017-10-15 17:59

The biggest bastards among the signs of the Zodiac
Find out the bastards in the face.

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So what is found in the swamp each sign of the Zodiac? Surely you don’t believe in horoscopes, but still from time to time secretly read star predictions from astrologers on the last page of the local newspaper.

Well, drop this nonsense! It’s time to look at the familiar signs of the Zodiac completely on the other side.

Aries

Nervous and impulsive Bastard. Perhaps that says it all. Immediately after committing or asking for forgiveness – noisy, with a sprinkling ashes on their heads and other theatrical effects (back the next day to be taken to the old) or does not ask – Oh, so proud.

Excuses: “Sorry, found something”, “the Devil made me do it”.

Taurus

Calculating Bastard. This can not even ask, “do You think I’m doing?” Believe me, even as understand. It is certainly more pre-calculated where to hit to make it painful.

Excuses: “You yourself deserve.”

Gemini

Thoughtless Bastard. Often simply does not understand that behaves like the last bastard (and a half meanders to the analysis of their actions do not have). On the done kapost forgets after 5 minutes.

Excuses: “are You offended? Why?”

Cancer

All-of himself-poor Bastard. You’re the bastard, and he was an innocent victim of circumstances. And always will be, even if nasty things to his credit ten times more than yours. Moreover, he’ll make sure the whole world knew how you were with him, bangkim, got a raw deal.

Excuses: “You’re making me do!”

Leo

Narcissistic Bastard. He is wise and great, he is the king, the rest is trash. From this derives all his paskudstva.

Excuses: “I felt like it”.

Virgin

Vindictive Bastard. Somewhere once you have crossed her way (or just poorly expressed at its expense) to get what they deserve! All these years she was just waiting for the opportunity to pour all the dirt that had accumulated inside her.

Excuses: innocent – “I ?! Yes, as you might think!” Either triumphant “But remember”

Libra

Cowardly Bastard. Libra rightfully won 1st place in the ranking of the bastards. Vile, immoral creature. Here zbrka, here obraf, there betrayed is a way of life. And all because of cowardice.

Excuses: none. Nasaqalau and disappeared.

Scorpio

Principled Bastard. The principles can be arbitrary, they are not the essence. From the point of view of its sophisticated Outlook you violated some prohibition and must be punished. He considers himself an instrument of Justice (with a capital letter, Yes).

Excuses: none. Cipate and arrogant chin.

Sagittarius

The Scandalous Bastard. Ham tram, the woman marketplace. I enjoy the conflict as such.

Excuses: nonsensical text, liberally laced with obscenities in a loud voice.

Capricorn

Stubborn and tight Asshole. Indifference Taurus + Luva selfishness + his personal, unique stupidity. Even greed as a condiment.

Excuses: “it happened”.

Aquarius

Cynical Bastard. Honorary 2nd place after Weights. Will do stuff just to laugh at your misery. He has a congenital heart defect – I mean it (the heart) no.

Excuses: “ha Ha”.

Fish

Indifferent Bastard. He heard the cry of “Help!”, slams the window and tightly wrapped in a blanket. Don’t expect him that he will come to you in the hospital, where you daivas last days on injections.

Excuses: “Every man for himself, sorry.”

Learned in these star paskudnik yourself or your neighbor Vaska? I hope we will not be slandered.