How drunk zodiac signs, interesting facts

2017-09-21 12:34

How drunk zodiac signs, interesting facts
You can compare yourself in drinking alcoholic beverages, as well as your loved ones and friends.

We offer you some fun and enjoy the characteristics of the sign of the zodiac who like to get drunk, reports Rus.Media.

Aries

The representatives of this zodiac sign are almost drunk, but perfectly solder the other (not on purpose, of course). And because drinking in the company of the RAM, we strongly recommend. Of course, if you are craving an unforgettable adventure that you will remember your whole life, they alcohol company is exactly what you need.

Taurus

Quickly drunk sign. “Vodka will povedeshsya — ‘re naked“. Taurus ‘ practicality combined with resourcefulness, they are attracted by not drinking alcohol, and the process of manufacture. This large bootleggers and experimenters.

Gemini

Notorious duality of the Twins on the stage of alcoholic intoxication retreats, bringing to the fore one of the hypostases. And here – as lucky. Can get funny cat with a microphone and a summary of the “You sing beautifully!” or a dark fiend that not only hates all others, but also eager to destroy them. In the second case, vis-a-vis the Twin risks to learn a lot about their appearance, about their abilities and about their own life decisions. The next morning, the Twins shake his head, saying, thou mad, to be offended? I was drunk.

Cancer

Want to know Cancer really- get him drunk! Alcohol causes him to get out of the protective shell and stand before you in all its glory. In fact, this humble can be a real life of the party and a real connoisseur of this separation. In the morning, however, he again hide in his chitinous carapace and will deny everything. But we all know the truth.

Leo

To distinguish a lion from a drunk sober is difficult, because the boundaries that usually erases alcohol, this sign of the zodiac and missing by default. But you will once again be able to hear about his heroic deeds (and whatever the front), even if you are on them already heard. Lions after alcohol become a little more narcissistic and cocky, so enjoy.

Virgin

Why drink virgin – is unclear. Perhaps the soul is drunk virgin temporarily out of the body, in order to wander through green fields with violets and on it a unicorn. In our sinful world virgin runs three mandatory stages: “I’m so drunk” (after the first cocktail), “I love you” (middle of the night) and “Where’s the aspirin?” (in the morning). Young pohmelka virgin can in the morning to find that she was not a virgin, but the details do not remember ever. Very convenient, by the way.

Libra

Alcohol very successfully brings the Scales out of balance. They, like Virgo, you begin to love the whole world, but really to a much greater extent. All at once become the most beautiful and also very smart, so the choice of with whom to meet the morning suddenly becomes much larger. Of course, after that Scales incredibly embarrassing, but there is a new party and, with it, like before, nothing happened, new adventures.

Scorpio

Persistent, but not clingy. In Scorpio after the adoption of the “inside“ of the whiskey start to work the underlying processes of the body. Alcohol is doping to magical power. At the lowest level, this is manifested in the motto: “All can!“ or “I am the most seductive!“. Likes to shed a tear and beats in sympathy.

Sagittarius

Sagittarius — alcoholic. Or a teetotaler. Because Sagittarius life is a failure. Managed. Do not understand how to drink with Sagittarius. In the first case, not enough health. In the second case, you will die of boredom about half of the lectures about the dangers of consuming alcohol solutions. But whatever it was, hitting the table with Sagittarius, do as he says. Arguing with him is bad – it is either you shoot or be offended, and the latter is far worse.

Capricorn

As soon as a drop of alcohol enters the body of Capricorn, he fully develops. It’s like drinking a magic elixir, he with cautious introvert turns into a soul of any company. Capricorn will be the right and left to pour compliments with a smile to respond to any irony in his address. But in the morning when you ask for a glass of water, he will remember you all your sins.

Aquarius

Drunk Aquarius is able to change the world, not exchanged for such trifles as a fulcrum. He pulls out a sheet of paper and gives birth to the divine line is thrown to the canvas and three strokes included in the history of world art, composes a revolutionary economic model or creates a new religion. Only here, unfortunately, that has never been seen. And, in fact, drunk Aquarius. Because usually a little drunken Aquarius says: “You then go on, and I went to sleep.” And goes to sleep.

Fish

If Fish drank — stay away. If the Fish saw a lot of run. Drunken fish is experiencing a whole range of emotions for four minutes, then repeats this cycle until able to move through the gills. Only that she was crying in a corner because no one loves her, and after thirty seconds already happily jumping on chairs, waving the panties over his head and throws on companions caviar. But at the same time recounts just heard a joke from the first person in history that happened just yesterday.