Sarkozy, Valls, Macron … These policies that could preside over a football club

And if we asked our politicians to preside over a football club, what would it be?

This is one of the news of the week. According to GQ, Nicolas Sarkozy could become the next president of Paris Saint-Germain . The Qataris will try to give a new lease of life to the club, a little less verve this season. And after separating from his coach, replaced by Unaï Emery in the offseason, the PSG could this time say bye-bye to its president, Nasser Al-Khelaïfi. And it is therefore the former President of the Republic who could take over. On our side, we had fun imagining which clubs could be suitable for French politicians. Read also: Oscar Pellè, Lavezzi … Those players who preferred sorrel their careers .

The bling-bling side, the lights of the capital, the Qatari friends, everything would suit Nicolas Sarkozy, fan of soccer and especially the PSG. Advantages ? He would not have to squeeze thousands of sweaty hands, he could resume fries as often as he wants to box, and it might even make its footing with the players before the Canal + cameras . Side disadvantages, the ultras who have just returned to the Park could well be chased by Kärcher, Carla Bruni would offer a concert at half time, and the PSG would be more hated than ever.
Carla Bruni, concert
Carla Bruni goes to sleep in the Park
Manuel Valls President of Barça
That way, he could go see all the matches of his club without making the taxpayer pay. (At least we hope).

Like this club, he fought in the shadows with big fish and eventually found himself a candidate for the supreme title in 2017. With a project different from those of PSG and Marseille, Macron could well give another dimension to the ” OGCN. But beware ! The journeys will be done only by bus, and everyone will work on Sunday and at night, because the jerseys will not sell themselves! As a bonus, the former banker of Rothschild will have the advantage of knowing the millionaires who come to bask the pill on the Cote d’Azur. Nothing is neglected.

Jean-Luc Mélenchon, President of the OM
One of the biggest clubs of our country no longer attracts the crowds, the Vélodrome sounds hollow, and the level of play of the Phocéens is far from folichon. Good guys in the locker room, a few harangues before the matches to heat the fans and salaries indexed on the performances, and we will find (maybe) the big OM.

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François Fillon, President of AS Roma
A few steps from the Vatican, Francois Fillon would immediately feel at home, surrounded by his flock. And then, for lodging, there might be a beautiful castle like the one in the Sarthe.

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François Hollande, President of FC Nantes
Lost in L1 in 2013, the Canaries were the hope in French football. The hope of finding the game in Nantes, the hope to see again emerge Da Rocha, Carrière and Landreau, and why not to taste again the Champions League. 3 years later, more hope. The club is in the red zone and has disappointed a lot of people, including in its own camp. In short, as a connoisseur, François Hollande has all the capacities to take over this club. In your opinion, what policies would make good club presidents?