British scientists have found a substitute for sex. Do not rush to throw the girl, you’ll find it useful

2017-10-07 17:50

British scientists have found a substitute for sex. Do not rush to throw the girl, you’ll find it useful
British scientists have encroached on the sacred! They found out that the world is something that man is sweeter than sex.

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Treacherous studies owned by the British company developing brain-computer interfaces MyndPlay. Began experts from afar, having decided to establish the impact on the minds of earthlings shopping.

It turns out we are with you and the rest of humanity are divided into two unequal teams: “inspired by customers” and “reluctant buyers”. First go to the shops on holiday, and even in Department of rags manage to buy what distinguish them from the crowd Gavroche. The second time, shopping, going for ten, and, if not collapsed to the holes of the shoes and pants legs they hadn’t been there.

Scanning the brain of gamma-rhythms of the subjects, volunteers, scientists announced to the world joyful exclamation: 84% of buyers from the first group get from the shopping more fun than sex or — horrible to say! — participation in competitions such as racing “Formula-1” (yeah, you’d think they have this race happen every day, not to mention good sex).

Volunteers from category number two, on the contrary, after 10 minutes of being in the shop began to complain of mental and physical fatigue and asked to shoot them.